"You may have recorded me on Dawson's Creek and hit the pause button so you didn't miss me, but that is not a big deal. When I win an oscar, that will be a big deal." --Matt Lutz

"You just walked through his fart!" --William "Bean" Mitchell

"The people at the costume shop know me by name. They see me coming through the window, and get out the witch paint." --Katy Trask

"I will aways remember the time I spent in the Owen Theatre Department and the friends that made me feel like I really did have a place in a diverse society to belong. When I was down, there was always someone around to cheer me up. I really do believe that being part of the Owen High Theatre community helped me become who I am today." --Nikki Reece

"Girl! What have you been doing to your hair? It's lookin' good!" --Stephanie Whitlark

"I can't believe you pinched the Scarecrow's ass." --Julia Gough

"BE QUIET BACKSTAGE, PEOPLE!" --Stuart Spencer

"If anyone else pokes my ass, I'm going to have to open up a can." --Nick Favrot

"I like rice." --Chris Lee

"Them's bad apples!" --Jonas Friddle

"You're nothing but a great big pussy cat. Pussy. Pussy cat. Meow!" --Stuart Spencer

"I have to poop really bad. Think I have time?" --Tyler Tomasello

"Jon-Ass." --David Cassizzi

"Oh my God! Was Matt supposed to drop Jenna?" --Athena Hawks

"But mom's dead!" --Matt Lutz

"If you're a munchkin get the hell out of the dressing room!" --Several cast members who will remain nameless to protect the innocent

"All munchkins please report to the theatre at 3:15." --The Secretaries in the Front Office Who Have Been a Constant Support

"The director's got his hands down my pants!" --Jonas Friddle

"Do I still got courage?" --Chris Lee

"Shoot me now!" --William "Bean" Mitchell

"Hey Lynn! Put the monkey mask on!" --David Cassizzi

"Does my butt look okay?" --David Cassizzi

"Helen! That guy through the window! Look! He just checked you out." --Stephanie Whitlark

"Don't lick the cake!!" --Lynn Nihart

"ICE FIGHT!" --Tyler Tomasello

"I'm too sexy for my spear." --The Winkies

"Guys! You are just going to have to stop putting your spears over here!" --Pam Nagan

"You can't tell me to shut up! YOU shut up! Go away!" --Kristen Bartlett

"A Miracle is Coming to Owen High School? Ohhhh... that's painful. Who came up with that?" --Several Members of Mrs. Smith's English III Honors Class

"I remember that. You called her at midnight to see if she'd make a cake. Don't do that again. She didn't like it." --Lauren Patton

"CAN I FINISH?????" --Dana Carvey and Tyler Tomasello

"You're a retard. Go sit on the bench." --Tyler, Dana, and pretty much everyone in the Miracle cast.

"You're not funny!"--Nihart

"DO BORIS!!"--3rd period drama students


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