Ahhh...the infamous Disney Concert


Note: Yvonne's thoughts will be lowercase. Melissa's thoughts will be uppercase




-NICE BLEACH JOB LANCE AND JUSTIN.
-GROUP HUG EVERYBODY.
-men on a mission. go get 'em boys.
-LANCE'S PANTS

"Crazy For You"

-IT'S 95 DEGREES OUT, AND THEY ALL HAVE LAYERS ON (KATIE BERNSTEIN-INSIDE JOKE). BUT LOOK AT JUSTIN AND CHRIS-LONG SLEEVES AND PANTS?? WHAT'S UP WIT DAT YA'LL?
-i like justin and jc's clothing. fishing and homie look is now in.
-BON PANTALON MR. GUITAR PLAYER.
-it's the first song, and lance is already having trouble with the dance moves.
-WHILE WE'RE PICKING ON LANCE, WHY CAN'T HE HOLD A MIC RIGHT??
-one more-where is he going anyway. he's always walking to the back of the stage. he's probably breakin wind and doesn't want anyone else to know. sbd
-LOOK OUT-HERE COME'S SUPERMAN(JOEY). HE'S GONNA HIT THE NOTE. I CAN'T EVEN DO THAT. THAT'S JUST WRONGGG.
-nice tongue justin. you're still trying to be the one in the spotlight...let someone else have a turn!!

First Interview

-THE GUYS HAVE MAJOR LEG PROBLEMS. YVONNE'S TELLING ME SOMETHIN ABOUT PHYCOLOGICAL PROBLEMS OR SOMETHIN LIKE THAT..MAYBE SUBCONSCIOUS??
-why are they smiling like idiots-especially jc and lance...maybe they're laughing because lance passed gas.
-NICE CLOTHES GUYS. I ESPECIALLY LOVE THE VEST JOEY, THE SHORTS ON LANCE, AND CHRIS' LONG-SLEEVED SHIRT. I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW HOW HE CAN DO THAT.
-3 WORDS--"I SLICED IT."

"I Just Wanna Be With You"

-HEY JOEY-YOU ACTUALLY GOT TO SAY SOMETHING. CLOSE ENOUGH TO A SOLO. -HEY...I DIDN'T KNOW DISCO WAS MAKING A COMEBACK.
-i like the footwork, but lance, you seem to be struggling a bit.
-I THINK HE'S TRYING TO HARD.
-WHAT IS LANCE DOING IN THE DANCE??
-isn't justin hot in that winter jacket??
-chris got a solo. hey it was one line, but you take what you can get, right?
-CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT JOEY'S HEAD IS DOING THERE?

B-Ball

-CHRIS-"I'M A BIG SPORTS FAN." ME-SURE YA ARE.
-someone give lance the ball...that's why he's so bad, he never gets the ball.
-I CAN PLAY BETTER THAN LANCE. "AHH SHOOT." EVEN YVONNE CAN HIT THE BACKBOARD. AND SHE FAILED GYM.
-JC-"I CAN FLY LIKE A BIRDIE. TWEET TWEET.

"GMHSALMTOY"

Figure it out yourself

-lance isn't having trouble with this dance...whoops...never mind...he's an inch off from where he should be.
-HAVING TROUBLE WITH YOUR HAND-EYE COORDINATION THERE JUSTIN??REFERENCE-MICROPHONE
-i finally figured out why justin's wearing that jacket...he's hiding drugs for the group...he's the innocent one...no one will ever suspect him.
-chris, you moved over from your position too early. tsk, tsk.
-WHO'S THE ONE SCREECHING LOUDER AND HIGHER THAN I DO ON ROLLERCOASTERS??
-JUSTIN YOU LOOK TIRED...DID THEY FINALLY LET YOU PARTY??
-YEAH CHRIS--HIT HIM, HIT HIM. YA KNOW WE WANT TO SEE SOME VIOLENCE.
-HIT HIM AND MAKE HIM MORE SCREWED UP THAN HE ALREADY IS...OH WAIT...DO IT, MAYBE HE'LL START THINKING HE'S WHITE. incase you dont know what she's talking about, visit here.

"GIDDY UP"

-where to start on this one

-justin isn't wearing the jacket anymore...i guess they used the drugs already...that's why they must be high
-HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO TEACH LANCE TO LEARN HOW TO DO THAT WALK, MUCH LESS THE ACTUAL DANCE?
-nice glasses guys, (i see they're the kinda guys that like the lights off hehehhehehee)
-LANCE'S SOLO!!!!!! :)
-YOU KNOW WHY LANCE IS DANCING IN THE BACK, BEHIND EVERYONE ELSE...DON'T YOU.
-while the guys think EVIL thoughts, lance dreams about toby. 8Þ
-CHRIS DOESN'T LOOK TO ENTHUSED TO "JUST RIDE IT."
-NO MORE GLASSES FOR JC.
-WHERE DOES THAT HORN COME FROM ANYWAY.
-WHAT'S UP WITH JOEY'S FINGER...IT SCARES ME.
-NICE BUTT SHOT MR. CAMERA MAN.

Interview with JC

-that's not jazz JC..

It's friggin NORDSTROM


-WHAT'S UP WITH HIS LIP WHEN HE SINGS IN THIS PART.
-this is one of those parts that disney used to to fill up the one hour time slot.
-THAT'S NOT TOO DIFFICULT TO PLAY...IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF CHORDS JC.

"I Want You Back"

-they shouldn't put justin next to lance when they dance, it just makes lance look reeeaaaaallllllly bad.
-THEY ARE TRYING TO HARD TO DO THAT THING THEY DO THEN THEY ARE ALL LINED UP.
-NICE SOCKS GUYS.
-NOBODY FELL DURING THE FLIP THING. I DON'T WANT YOU BACK, I WANT MY MONEY BACK.
-melissa's still upset cause nobody fell during the flip...i'm like, "dam* it."
-chris's hair look's like rudy from the cosby show.
-JOEY'S GOT A SOLO!!
-TAKIN THE CHEAP WAY OUT JUSTIN...JUST SING THE PART AND LET YOUR VOICE CRACK.
-WHAT IS CHRIS DOING WITH HIS ARM AND HAND IN FRONT OF JUSTIN. WE KNOW WHAT YOU WANNA DO CHRIS.

TOUR BUS

-GREAT DISCO SONG BUYS!!
-why does jc always wear that jersey.
-YOU KNOW JOEY, IF YOU DIDN'T POINT THAT OUT, I WOULD HAVE NEVER KNOWN WHAT THAT KITCHEN APPLIANCE WAS CALLED.
-hey, you big meanie, leave lance alone.
-darnit, i wish joey did fall when the bus turned.
-WHO'S IN THE REFLECTION IN THE MIRROR BEHIND JC.

"You Got It"

-what do they want from me??
-TELL ME HOW YOU'RE FEELING JUSTIN. I'M ALL EARS.
-AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! IT'S THE FINGER AGAIN.
-o my gosh-lance pulled off the footwork.
-JC LOOKS LIKE A CHICKEN.
-JOEY HAS AN ACTUAL SOLO...SO DOES CHRIS...WHAT'S UP WIT DAT YA'LL??
-LOOK AT HOW JC JUMPS BACK INTO FORMATION.
-who cares if she met them--it's one of those time slot things again...darnit, i wish she would've died from that heart attack. nah, im just kidding...im sure i would have acted the same if i was in her place...maybe, just possibly even dorkier.
-SQUISHIE!!!
-SUPERMAN!!!
-COOL FLIP CHRIS!!
-I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME JUSTIN...I KNOW YOU WON'T STOP.
-LIKE JUSTIN STILL ISN'T YOUNG.
-unless that's someone not related to justin, you can expect him to get really fat in the future.

"SAILING"

-that's why jc's wearing the fishing vest. -im still in shock that this is the only closest thing that comes to Sailor Moon. (Visit my website!!! mAh sAiLor mOoN pLaCe) -JOEY'S GOT FINGER PROBLEMS.
-JUSTIN AND LANCE MAKE FUN OF JOEY...YOU GO GUYS.
-JC DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIS OTHER HAND...HMMMM...I HAVE AN IDEA.
-ONE GOOD THING CAME OUT OF THIS SONG, CHRIS AND JC SONG GOOD TOGETHER.
-OH NOOOOO!!! NOT ANOTHER ONE WITH THE FINGER.

INTERVIEW WITH LANCE

-well, there's not much to write about him cause we dissed him throughout this whold dang thing.
-ONE THING-NICE TONGUE JOEY.

"Here We Go"

-no comment from yvonne...
-COSTUME CHANGE
-CHRIS-"HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT..."--SOMEBODY YELL OUT "HIKE" AND SHUT CHRIS UP...YOU'RE NOT ON A FOOTBALL FIELD ANYMORE.
-JUSTIN'S ALL SWEATY!!! EWWWWW..
-YEAH...LANCE IS ACTUALLY ON CAMERA.
-WHAT'S UP WIT DAT YA'LL??
-SINCE WHEN IS "HIM" PLURAL, CHRIS??
-NICE FLOW MOVEMENT. ~

Tearing Up My Heart

-LANCE CAN DANCE...HEY THAT RHYMES.
-when they say that they feel pain, chris actually looks like it.
-HEY, CHRIS TOOK OFF HIS JACKET.
-THE CHORUS DANCE ISN'T THAT HARD...EVEN I CAN DO THAT.
-i think lance had gas problems throughout this song.
-BACK-FLIP...ONE-HANDEDLY TOO...EVER WONDER WHY LANCE AND JUSTIN DIDN'T DO IT??
-JUSTIN-"JUMP. JUMP. JUMP. JUMP..."
HIS FANS-"HOW HIGH? HOW HIGH? HOW HIGH? HOW HIGH?..."

ENDING

-i never got to see the end because my vcr got screwed up and i taped part of doug.
-NICE BOW CHRIS.
-JC TO JOEY-

"PUT ME DOWN.

PUT ME DOWN!

PUT ME DOWN!!!

"
-NICE TONGUE JOEY.

Final Thoughts

-eventhough i dissed lance a-lot, i didn't really mean it...i was just trying to make some people laugh.
-HOPE YOU ENJOYED OUR LITTLE REVIEW OF THE CONCERT. LET ME JUST TELL YOU ONE THING, I HAD NIGHTMARES FOR A WEEK AFTERWARDS OF LITTLE POINTER FINGERS COMING AFTER ME. I STILL HAVE THEM SOMETIMES, BUT IT'S GETTING BETTER...THE PSYCHIATRIST IS REALLY HELPING COPE WITH MY PROBLEM...BEWARE TO ALL THAT WATCH...BYE...jk

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