N SYNC Anon.

12 Steps to rid you of your problem (man, that sounds like an info-mercial)

1. Admit you have a problem-you know you have a problem when (a) you do all the things in YKYOWNSYNCW, (b) you spend more than $75 to get imported cds, and (c) you canít see any of the paint in your room.

2. Start taking down some of those pics-start small...take down the pics of some you donít like

3. Get a friend to make you listen to some of the following: Marilyn Manson, NIN, Korn, Our Lady Peace, Moist, The Tea Party, Bob Dylan, Led Zeppelin, Better than Ezra, anything someone in your family considers good music...if these donít work...listen to POLKA

4. Tune out any stations that play bsb and n sync on your radio

5. Limit your TV watching of MTV, VH1, and MuchMusic to three hours a day...chances are, if you watch MTV for that long, the only thing youíll see is TV shows and rap videos.

6. Have some take and lock-up your cds and tapes. If you think youíll find them, have them smash ëem to little bits and pieces.

7. Have someone disconnect the VCR or erase all your video tapes or throw them out.

8. Cut down on the time you talk to your obsessed friends.

9. Get mom to stop listening them.

10. Find a better hobby-take u chess or something.

11. Get new notebooks and book covers for school that donít have the following on them: I love Nick; Justin & _________=4-ever; Chris is hot; or anything else.

12. Donít date guys with the same first name as them. Heck, donít even date them if they have the same initials.

If you follow these 12 easy steps, youíll be NSYNC free. If they donít work, see a psychiatrist. love ya!!!

(donít actually do this, not proven to work)

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