A Girl We Love to Hate


I'm a Skanky Ho
This is Ruth Ann Burke. Isn't she pretty?

Today Sarah was at school, and she was reading her oh-so-cool newspaper, which was 50 cents and not worth it, and she ran across an article entitled "10 most Annoying Songs" Written by Ruth Ann Burke and her "friend" (who's name she can't recall). 10 was MMM Bop, 9 was Backstreets's Back..She said.. okay..that's fine...5 was the Lamb Chops Theme Song, 3 was the Huntington Mall Jingle..but then she gets to number two and it said :

ANY SONG BY 'N Sync BECAUSE THE 'N STINK



She was like, HUH? ...now I know this makes little to no sense, but remember that this is a high school newspaper, complete with typos.

Needless to say, Sar wasn't a happy camper. She told me as soon as I walked in the door, and we immediately started plotting against her. What better way to get revenge than to post her personal information for all to behold. Here ya go, Ruth Ann in all her glory:

Her e-mail: **********@aol.com ~I am taking this out, because i don't want to start anything for Sar at school, If i'm feeling very mean or bitter, I might put in on later..
For those of you that don't have AoL, here is her profile:
She's way cool, huh? here is her student ID number

Student ID #: 11858

You can't do anything with this but buy lunch and check out books on her card. but she's got the Lunch thing covered.

While we're at it, here is her locker number: 360

Well Lookie here..it's her combination!: L 25- R-32 L-16

Here is a little explanation of how this way cool girl is at school. See her hair in that picture? The white part is blue. Yeah, she's that cool. And she is so awesome, oh man, she carried animal cracker boxes as purses. Yeah, I know, "why didn't I Think of that..STUPID, STUPID!!" Sarah tells me that she was nice enough to get her friends t-shirt for Christmas that were baby blue and had a little Joker on the front with "RuthAnn's Friend" underneath. And on the back, it had their name. WHY GOD?? WHY can't I be RuthAnn's friend? I soo want a shirt that says "RuthAnn's Friend" on the front and "Amanda" on the back. Life is so cruel.

So there ya go..the important stuff about her, so you can all go and e-mail her and tell her how much *NSYNC does NOT *N Stink

I'm a vengeful, bitter girl. Don't tell me I am, cause I really don't care
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