Too Bad For To-Bang-Her

I heard a story from a friend last night, who heard from a friend who heard from a friend that Topanga got Lance something really classy for his birthday. Guess what he got her? Some chinzy little generic gift that his PR person picked out, no doubt. TOO BAD FOR HER, HUH? So we thought up some gifts he could have gotten for her, if he really cared that much. (And obviously, he doesn't)


Stock in Lee Press On Nails. She throws enought money in their direction, might as well get something out of it.


A mirror. Which is obviously something she is lacking.


AJ McLean's Phone Number


Even better..Some good lovin' Howie Style



A snack


A lovely sweater


Some lovely and very classy jewelry

See Lance? You 're so inconsiderate. Instead of leaving your little monkey queen her "hurt and confused" on her big day, like you did, you could have gotten her one of these fine gifts. Oh well, If she gets mad about something that silly, you should dump her. Quick, like a bunny.

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