Jessica Simpson:
Is there really ANY reason for her?
Jessica Simpson: Princess No Smiles to us. The first time I heard her on the radio, I thought Mariah Carey had put out one of her ghetto songs, the little slow ones that we always skipped, out as a single. Little did I know, that whiny voice singing that annoying song was the Britney Spears of 98*.
But before we go any further, we will have you know that the reason for our irritation is NOT because she is dating Sir Pouts-A-Lot. In fact, Nick Lachey is at the bottom of our list of 98* favorites, just like Justin is at the bottom of our *NSYNC fav list. No, we hate her because...well...we just do. Her song could not get any more annoying if she tried. The song is called "I wanna Love You Forever" *GAG*. Here are some of the lyrics:
I wanna love you forever
And this is all I'm asking of you
10,000 lifetimes together
Is that so much for you to do
Cuz from the moment that I saw your face
and felt the fire of your sweet embrace
I swear I knew
I wanna love you forever
Who else thinks these are Mariah Carey-esque lyrics? I mean, her old old stuff...from the early 90's. So how on earth did Jessican nab Mr. Pouts? The line "10,000 lifetimes together" is enough to scare any guy away, or at least any guy that I know. And nothing like a nagging your man with "is that so much for you to do?" to keep him from running into the arms of some other girl. No wonder Sar groans whenever the song comes on the radio.
My buddy Kid Nicky is a Pouts-a-lot fan. *HEY NICKY! If you have anything to say about this, mail me, i'll add it!* But we have no reason to hate her other than her song annoys us, and she is riding 98*'s fame like...no, I won't go there. She just is. :-)
Woah! Ok..now it's painfully clear why Nick likes her. 2 guesses and the first one doesn't count. And one hint: It's not her voice.