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THE MONICA SONG
(To The Tune of Rocky Top)

Wish That I Could Meet Ol' Monica
Up On Capitol Hill
She's An Intern Like No Other...Just
Ask Ol' President Bill

She Ain't Had Cosmetic Surgery
She's A Natural Girl
They Say She Committed Perjury
Rocked The President's World

(Chorus)

Monica
I Love To See
You On My Tv
Good Ol' Monica
Monica Lew-In-Ski
Monica Lew-In-Ski

Linda Tripp Was Her Best Buddy But
She Was Wearin' A Wire
When We Hear What She Recorded...We'll
Find Out Who Is The Liar

Kenneth Starr The Prosecutor Says
He Ain't Makin No Deals
Now He's Puttin On The Pressure To
See If Somebody Squeals

(Chorus)

Monica
This Might Be T-R
O-U-B-L-E
Watch Out Monica
Monica Lew-In-Ski

(Instrumental Break)

Ol' Bill Said He Didn't Strip Her...But
He Won't Say Any More
If He Don't Control His Zipper...We'll
All Meet President Gore

(Chorus)

Monica
She's Cheap But She
Sure Looks Good To Me
Good Ol' Monica
Monica Lew-In-Ski
Monica Lew-In-Ski

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