A Pig
I tried to teach a pig to sing, but just
As Mr. Clemens warned, the pig became
Quite cross with me. I bared my soul to one
I loved and she just laughed and walked away.
So I went home and poured myself a beer.
The beer went flat. The house grew dark and cold.
And so I ventured out again to try
To teach another stubborn pig to sing.
