Elvis Has Left The Planet
When Elvis entered Heaven did they let
Him wear his gold lame and bring along
His back-up band? They say what happened was
Saint Peter frowned at him and said "We will
Not bend the rules for you because you are
the king of rock and roll. You'll have to wear
the regulation Halo, gown and wings.
Since Jimi Hendrix and Duane Allman have
Been here a while, we will not need your band.
A humble dwelling's been prepared for you,
Your mother, and your dog. You will not have
The fame you thought you loved but you will have
The simple, happy life you craved." And thus
The king was humbled and was given peace.
