Food For Thought
From "Diary of the Court Jester"
Was devoured by a computer
At the young and tender age of 23.
Seems he loved the constant hum
That made the monster run
So he poked his head inside to have a see.
Well to T. John's vast surprise
That bastard was alive
And hungry for the taste of human flesh.
By bedazzling Johnny's eye
Old M-12 grabbed his tie
And in seconds had his flowered shirt and vest.
Before the dude could speak
Hummer yanked him off his feet
And swallowed Johnny whole without a chirp.
Dropping not a single crumb
M-12 whined his happy hum
Spitting buttons, buckles, zippers with a burp.
So a note to all you freaks
Who think Old Hummer merely beeps
He's got the fastest sharpest reflex in the West.
If you have to be a dude
You'd better handle M-12 nude
'cause when it comes to snatching bodies he's the best.
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