| 1999 (cont)
The
Millenium of Monica Begins
In
Which I Reveal the True Identity of the Antichrist
An
Open Letter to Vice President Gore
If
the Army Wanted You To Have a Mistress, They'd Have Issued You One
Time
To Get Serious About Kosovo
Beware
of TV Rage
Strike
Up the Bland: A Local Radio Station Goes Soft-Rock
In
Praise of Country Music
Get
It Now, Get It First, Get It Wrong
Star
Wars, Nothing But Star Wars....
It's
a Soft Rain's Gonna Fall
Knock,
Knock....
Lighten
Up!
Americans
Beware!
Star
Wars Again: America's Ink Blot
A
Modest Proposal to End School Violence
A
Visitor's Guide to My Area (Written for the U.S. Open)
The
Government and the God Biz
The
Westchester Golf Crisis
Whack
That Bunny!
Sorry
Seems To Be the Hardest Word
The
Smell of Money
Falling
Out of the Tech Tree
Congress
Tries to Close the High Frontier
Ask
Me No Questions....
What
Now, Bill?
A
Dark and Stormy Night....
The
Backup Campaign Plan
Let's
Talk About the Weather....
It
Probably Reads Better in the Original German
More
News in Brief
Art,
For Chrissakes!
The
Oldest Profession?
I
Wish She Wuz in de Land of Kiwis
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