Not Really Racist Jokes (but close)

1.) Times have changed.  Years ago...When 100 white men chased 1 black man, we
called it the Ku Klux Klan.  
--->Today they call it the PGA TOUR. 

2.) What's the Cuban national anthem?
--->“Row, Row, Row Your Boat”

3.) Where does an Irish family go on vacation?  
--->A different bar 

4.) What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
--->A speech impediment

5.) What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? 
--->A pimp

6.) Why do driver’s education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? 
--->Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it

7.) What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? 
--->A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage,
along with a recipe. 

8.) How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? 
--->Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO". 

9.) What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
fairytale? 
--->A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale
begins “Y'all ain't gonna believe this..."

(Disclaimer: I can’t believe I actually have this posted on my website, so
don’t come to me with ignorance about me possibly being a racist.  I’m not,
it’s a joke, end of story) –Joseph Sullivan