THREE LITTLE BOYS

Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.  They thought it was because they weren't baptized.  So they went to the nearest church.  Only the custodian was there.

One said, “We’se got to be baptized cause no one will play with us.
Will you baptize us?"  So the custodian took them in the bathroom and
dunked them in the toilet bowl one at a time.  He said, "Now go out and
play."

When they got outside dripping wet the oldest one asked, "What religion
is we?"  "We'se not catlic cause they pour the water -- and we'se not
Baptist cause they dunk you."

The littlest one said, "I smelled dat water and I knows what we is -- we's Pisscopalians"