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There was a guy who just got out of a really bad divorce with his wife. One day, he found a genie's lamp. The genie came out and said," Hello master. I will grant you three wishes but, what ever you wish for your wife gets double." The guy didn't like that part but he made a wish anyway. For his first wish, he said, "Genie, I want a house in Hawaii." POOF!!! He got one house, his wife got two. This didn't make him happy but, he made his second wish. "Genie,I want 2 billion dollars." POOF! He got two billion, his wife four billion. By now, this guy isn't very happy. The genie says,"You have one wish left. I have to remind you, what ever you wish for your wife gets double." The guy says," Yeah,yeah.I know." So the guy thinks real hard and says " I got it! Genie, beat me half to death!!"

Q: How do you confuse a stupid person? A: Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

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