There was a guy who just got out of a really bad divorce with his wife.
One day, he found a genie's lamp.
The genie came out and said," Hello master. I will grant you three
wishes but, what ever you wish for your wife gets double."
The guy didn't like that part but he made a wish anyway. For his first
wish, he said,
"Genie, I want a house in Hawaii." POOF!!! He got one house, his
wife got two. This didn't make him happy but, he made his second
"Genie,I want 2 billion dollars." POOF! He got two billion, his wife
four billion. By now, this guy isn't very happy. The genie says,"You
have one wish left. I have to remind you, what ever you wish for your
wife gets double." The guy says," Yeah,yeah.I know." So the guy
thinks real hard and says "
I got it! Genie, beat me half to death!!"
Q: How do you confuse a stupid person?
A: Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.