An Italian, and Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction
site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian
guy, "You're in charge of sweeping," to the Irishman, "You're in charge of
shoveling," and to the Chinese guy, "And you're in charge of supplies."
"Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent
in that pile."
So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, and when he returns, the pile
of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of
it?" The Italian replies, "I didn't have a broom. You said the Chinese guy
was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and I couldn't find him."
So then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel.
The Irishman replies, "I couldn't get myself a shovel. You left the Chinese
guy in charge of supplies, but I couldn't find him."
The foreman is really po'd now, and storms off toward the pile of sand
looking for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from
behind the pile of sand and yells...........
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