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Dumb Blonde Jokes!

  • Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
  • A: Gifted!
  • Q: How do blonde braincells die?
  • A: Alone.
  • Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
  • A: Pregnant.
  • Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
  • A: Artificial intelligence.
  • Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
  • A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
  • Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
  • A: After a dye job.
  • Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
  • A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
  • Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
  • A: Shine a torch in her ears.
  • Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
  • A: It takes too long to retrain them.
  • Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
  • A: There's white-out on the screen.
  • Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
  • A: There's writing on the white-out.
  • Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
  • A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
  • Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
  • A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
  • Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
  • A: Have another beer.
  • Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
  • A: Blow in her ear.
  • Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
  • A: Grade 4.
  • Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
  • A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
  • Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
  • A: To keep from bruising their ears.
  • Q: What do you call a blonde wearing a leather jacket on a motorcycle?
  • A: Rebel without a clue.
  • Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE WITH A RUNNY NOSE?
  • A: Full.
  • Q: WHY DON'T BLONDES BREASTFEED THEIR BABIES?
  • A: It hurts too much when they boil their nipples.
  • Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL 10 BLONDES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE POOL?
  • A: AIR POCKETs.
  • Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
  • A: They're too hard to peel.
  • Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
  • A: "Space. The final frontier......"
  • Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
  • A1: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?
  • A2: I don't know. R: Neither did she.
  • Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
  • A: She missed.
  • Q: Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ?
  • A: It finally dawned on her.
  • Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
  • A: She liked kids...



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