Dumb Blonde Jokes!
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A: Have another beer.
Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
A: Blow in her ear.
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Grade 4.
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: To keep from bruising their ears.
Q: What do you call a blonde wearing a leather jacket on a motorcycle?
A: Rebel without a clue.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE WITH A RUNNY NOSE?
Q: WHY DON'T BLONDES BREASTFEED THEIR BABIES?
A: It hurts too much when they boil their nipples.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL 10 BLONDES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE POOL?
A: AIR POCKETs.
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: "Space. The final frontier......"
Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A1: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?
A2: I don't know.
R: Neither did she.
Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.
Q: Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ?
A: It finally dawned on her.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: She liked kids...
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