True Crime
Don't rent it Reviewer: Joe Casaletto
This one sets the record for shortest time before becoming sick to my stomach and changing the channel. I couldn't even make it through five minutes. Right off the bat, 98-year-old Clint Eastwood is making out with a hot young babe. Another "written, directed, and starring Eastwood" special. Look at his face! He looks like the grim reaper unmasked. My god, when is he going to just die already? Ladies and gentlemen, listen to that one song and always use sunscreen.