Movie Review - Simply Irresistible

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Simply Irresistible

Don't rent it

Reviewer: Joe Casaletto

A close second to True Crime in the race for quickest time before getting sick to my stomach and bailing out on the movie. Except in this one, the reason you get sick to your stomach is the sickeningly sweet romantic dialogue. When the guy starts talking to Sarah Michelle Gellar about how eating some donut makes him tingle from his spine to his toes etc etc it will make you want to gag. Barf-ola.