Movie Review - The Faculty

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The Faculty

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Reviewer: Joe Casaletto

You know what, I like just about every high school type movie where a bunch of people get killed. So maybe I'm biased. Just thought I'd let you know since I thought this one was really cool and Rich Marr (who I watched it with) thought is was cheezy. It's like we weren't even watching the same movie.

The cop from Terminator II is the football coach, and he has that same creepy Terminator vibe going in this one. LAMEST part is near the end, where the alien takes the body of a hot blonde and goes around naked for like ten minutes, but thanks to tricky camera angles you never see anything. COOLEST part is when this alien gets its head blown off (actually it's Lilith from Frasier). Lilith's body is walking around looking for her head, while the head sprouts slimy tentacles and starts crawling along the ground towards her body.