Drive Me Crazy

Maybe

Reviewer: Joe Casaletto

I suppose this was an alright teenager-type movie, but all the kids were so ridiculously rich that it Drove Me Crazy! Get this: One time the alternative slacker guy got mad and threw his leather jacket down on the street, then walked away. OK, I'll give you one irrational act for the sake of teen-age angst. But how do you explain what happens later? The same guy decided to go preppy. So he went to the mall and bought an ENTIRELY NEW WARDROBE. That is pretty far-fetched even for movie reality. I couldn't even afford to do that now! Besides, I hate to retire my underwear and sox even after they get holes in them.
Back to being rich: One time Sabrina the Witch dropped her cell phone out the window, then just shut the window and went to bed. Let's hope she at least went out there to pick it up in the morning! Who knows? Crazy high school kids and their shenanigans! Nobody in the movie even had a job except that one nerd who drove drunk kids home after parties. That's another thing! What high school has a designated driver program?