Coyote Ugly

Don't rent it

Reviewer: Joe Casaletto

All of the bartenders are certified hotties, but the plot is so unbearably bad it doesn't even matter. This movie is comparable to that strip club movie from a few years back, except here nobody gets naked. 
And who the f*** would want to go out to a bar where rude bitches squirt whiskey and beer on the customers every few minutes? For chrissakes, if that isn't enough to convince you not to watch, they played the entire "Devil Went Down To Georgia" song on the jukebox. "Chicken in the breadpan picking out dough..." 
Now that is going too far.