Alcoholics
- steven-he's my #1 buddy. we call him Milenko, or jesus
- alex- cool ### friend of mine since 2nd grade
- billy- met through alex, he's a crazy bitch
- llew- cool as hell he looks after me. doofus
- larry- you are a Reggin.
- matt- stupid guy, sometimes he's cool but mostly he sux
- brian- works at the ritz hes the shit
- joey-met him through billy, he's the man he drives a blue truck and he helps crack on jews.
- jeff- well me and him need to get us some 5 year old boys b4 we crack. he's cool as hell, met through larry
- bryan- wanted to beat my ###, but now we're cool, he's really not as bad as i thought he was when i first met him
- brad-well me and him are finally friends. now he gives me head. lol jk. he's actually pretty decent
- zack L-hes cool as shit
- zack and nick M-crazy always tryin to get sum1 to touch my wang
- matt and john-my jewish friends live down da street
- willie-he loves little boyz 2! he thinks i'm his bitch but hes my bitch
- adam- cool , he touches my nipples
- david g- he's my homie lol, Word?
- sean-and kevin aka jay & silent bob- cool as shit
- travis (all of em)- yall all cool as shit
- joe-cool as hell love his truckz. fun 2 chill with
- trey- what can i say... cherries, yes, no daddy stop! i love this guy
- neal- he's cool, he's probibly too nice for his own good, but i respect him alot
- sean- dude man your sister is HOT... btw dont touch my wang
Hookers
- natalie- she lives in alabama but i love her to death. dont lie to me anymore!
- lisa- we call her lips b/c umm lets not go there, she's cool too
- melissa- we call her hands (right larry?) she's cool
- masha-oh masha, what a lovely ####-TEASE she will tease your cock
- rose- ############################################################t)
- sasha- she lives in maryland, i miss her really bad :(
- melissa m- shes really nice and she's my buddy
- amanada o- i used to have a crush on her, but i'm cool with us being friends
- Mariel, oh my sweet mariel, she's my best friend of the female status. i can talk to her about anything, and i'm always there for her(you know it sis)
- bobbi jo- she was my 11'th grade prom date, now she's like a little siss and she's 18 so we must go clubbin!
- maggie- ex girl she's awesome whatta girl
- jen- sweetheart if i ever met one
- ali- jen's best friend she's cute and pretty damn fun to be with
- brandi-billy's ex, she's cool as hell, he treated her like poop but i'm there for you brandi
- marilyn- two words HO-MONKEY
- nicole- i really really like her, but i get mad when she teases me, i hope things will work out for us
- jesse- she's a pretty good friend, but she needs to stay away from phone chats!
- michele s- ex-gf i miss her i hope she's doing ok.
- hannah- oh sweet hannah, y the #### did you quit?
- kitty- uhhh you had your chance, mabe i'll give you another
- heather- you're a bad girl heh heh
- annie- hey babe,, where you at? she's cool she used to hate me, now she loves me, hmmm isnt puberty great?
more Hookers
- daniell lyke- she's cool as shit, you are so sweet.but keep being mean to billy and answer to me!
- danielle shellar- i'm glad we worked everything out. cutie.
- summer- 2words CRACK-HEAD
- erin- she's cool as hell, she works at the mall, we try to go out and have fun together but our scheduals are both fukked up
- sarah -aka- mystery-- she's such a sweety i miss talking to her b/c i'm not allowed to
- all the amandas- hey girls i love ya, too many to post individually sorry!
- Michele T- i love ya, and yes you are hot! and sweet. you need to be older!
- abbey- you are so cool, ya freak!
- little debbie- you shorty! you're too cool
- kate-damn girl you are hot! i'm glad i went to that concert and met u.
- misty- y did u quit gadzooks dammit, that was the only way we got to see each other?
- jessica s- hey shorty, whatup yo? well i guess you found out i liked you.thats cool. heh heh
- jessica&jamie- you guys need to be nice to each other. i mean damn you are sisters.
- alisson- she's so nice. i love her 2 death
- cher-ummm yeah girl, and NO I WONT GO OUT WITH YOU! LOL LOL
- kate(from NCSCA)- hey cutie. how R U? you're too cool. glad we met, you're awesome.
- wendy- my sister, i love to call her a hooker even though she isnt. well she can be cool but you know how sisters are.