People I Will Bite When I Get Rabies

Myself-
Well, why not? *DIEyoufuckingbitchDIE!!*

Brian from Placebo-
Not that I actually want him to get rabies (goddess forbid!!), but I'm afraid wouldn't be able to control myself.... MMmmmMmmm Brian!! (*MWAH* for the peekture Raven!!)- look in my guestbook people!!

Klendathu-
My favourite little cyberwhore... oh yeah, and- BRIAN IS MIIIIINE!! got it?

Robbie *angel* Williams-
Well, for the obvious reason!
(ie- that he released all those *wonderful* albums, and let's face it, he is possibly the most attractive man alive. Apart from Tony Blair)

The guy in the chocolate shop-
Cos he never phoned me, the BASTARD fucking scum bag!
Grrrrrr DIEdiediediedieDIE!!!!!

Ph*l-
Cos he is *The Walking Ego*. Not quite g*d's gift, are you, philly boy??

Neil *three nobbs* Hobbs-
Cos he deserves it, ok????

All members of all girl/boy bands, needless to say
eg- Sp*ce G*rls, B*yzone, St*ps etc., etc.....

Maurgan-
Cos I know she'd *love* to have rabies ;) any excuse to be tied up, huh babe?

The Happy Little Camper-
Cos I want to see him *sccccrrrreeeeeeeeaaammmm* mauahaha ;)
(hey matt, you *know* it'd be fun.....!)

Leonardo Di Capr*o-
Cos I'd just love to see his beautiful floppy hair *all messed up*-
also, does anyone know if rabies would improve his acting skills? Cos the foaming mouth sure would improve his looks....

Thom Yorke-
Just to put him out of his misery ;)

Ally McBeal-
Ditto. She's such a whining, feeble pathetic piece of humanity,
I'd love to kick her in the teeth.
Oer at least the *monster* who created her....

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and everyone who did nothing to help me around that time, or any time for that matter-

Thankyou making me what I am today. I'll never forget you. I'll never forgive you.