Acme Dildi :

"When you don't have a guy, try Acme Dildi!"   Inventors of the Bulgarian 'Big-One'.

 

Percosolation Lab Technologies (a division of Percosolation Products)

Developers of the Percosolatron and other fine   percosolatory technologies.

 

Ajax Deluxe Vibrators

"You know our jingle.   'Turn us on and you'll tingle'"

 

Phil's Palace of Phallic Foods

"Buy our food.   Use your own sauce."

 

Sharon's Supreme Sexual Site

"We put the 'creme' in 'supreme!'"

 

Larry's Swank Emporium of Love

"The adoration of your esteem, our bread.   The peace of your mind, our meat.  The sweat off your genitalia, our apiterife."

Casa de Zoo

"For a wonderful screw, try the zoo!"