Jokes for Kids!
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Dylan: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
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Jonathan: To make up for a lousy summer!
Mckenzie: What do you call a pretty girl using a broom?
Leigh Ann: Sweeping Beauty!
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Danny: Where does Batman take a shower?
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Doug: In the bat-room!
Melissa: Why didn't Cinderella join the baseball team?
Emma: Because she ran away from the ball!
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Dustin: How do you like school?
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Scott: I like it closed!
Mom: Johnny, what can you do better than others at school?
Johnny: I can read my handwriting better than anyone else!
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Sue: What gets bigger when you take more of it away?
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Bonnie: A hole.
What do you call an elephant who flies?
A jumbo jet
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Pete: If you drop a hat in the Red Sea. What will it become?
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Susan: Red?
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Pete: No, just wet!
Teacher: What month has 28 days?
Student: February
Teacher: No, all of the months have 28 days.
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Teacher: What is at the beginning of everything and at the end of time?
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Billy: I don't know
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Teacher: The letter "e"
What do you call a sick alligator?
An illigator
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Knock-Knock.
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Who's there?
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Cows go.
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Cows go who?
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NO! Cows go "moo!"
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Teacher: List the 10 Commandments in any order.
Student: 3, 6, 1, 8, 4, 5, 9, 2, 10, 7
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Sarah: Where can you always find money?
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Danny: In the dictionary!
What did the mother buffalo say to her baby as he went off to school?
"Bison"
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Jim: What do pigs put in their computers?
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Sam: Sloppy disks.
Sara: What happened when the skunk wrote a book?
Jenny: It became a best smeller!
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Alex: How do you keep a fish from smelling?
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Chris: Hold his nose!
What's the best bird for boxing?
Duck!
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Bobby: What is a sheep's favorite food?
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Tommy: A Baaaaa-nana!
Jessica: What did the horse say when she finished eating her hay?
Nicole: "That's the last straw!"
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Frank: Where do little cows eat?
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Kyle: In the calf-eteria
Laura: How do you keep a bull from charging?
Taylor: Take away his credit card!
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Brandon: What do you call a rabbit who is owned by a beetle?
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Corey: A bug's bunny!
Olivia: What makes a rabbit grumpy?
Susan: A bad hare day!
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Snake #1: I hope I'm not poisonous.
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Snake #2: Why?
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Snake #1: Because I just bit my tongue!
Nelson: What do you get when you cross a snake with a magician?
David: Abra da cobra
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Brittney: Why are frogs so happy?
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Meredith: Because they eat whatever bugs them!
Jeremy: What does a frog do to paper?
Chad: Rippit!!
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Kristy: Why couldn't the worms go on the ark in an apple?
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Nikki: They had to go in pears!
Paul: What did the sardine call the submarine?
Andrew: A can of people!
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Casey: What do you get from a hungry shark?
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Chelsea: As far away as possible!
Mitchell: Why was the baby ant so confused?
Miles: Because all of his uncles were ants!
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Monica: What do you get when you cross a seagull and a bee?
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Abby: A beagle!
Jake: What kind of market does a dog hate?
Antonio: A flea market!
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Joe: How do you make a cat float?
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Foster: You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a cat!
Erica: Where do cats like to hide?
Marsha: In the clawset.
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Denise: What kind of van does Minnie Mouse drive?
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Lynn: A minivan!
Terrell: What do you get when you throw Daffy Duck in the Atlantic Ocean?
Perry: Saltwater Daffy!
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Megan: What do you call 2 banana peels?
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Anna: A pair of slippers!
Thomas: Why did the jelly roll?
Randy: To see the apple turnover!
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Amber: Why did the orange go out with the prune?
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Corie: Because he couldn't get a date.
Jon: What do you call a person who can't flip pancakes?
Josh: A flip flop!
