28 Wayz To Make Nsync Cry
1. Tell Justin that Ebonikz does NOT count as a second language...then tell him to learn another one.
2. Ask the guyz if they can kindly sing "I Want It That Way" by the BSB's coz it's yo' fav.
3. Take Justin'z bleach and hide it around the tour bus, after he finds it...hide it again...and again.
4. Take away Lance'z make up kit. But be nice and leave him hot pink lipstick.
5. Explain to Jc, that all pillows have to be taken away for a certain amount of dayz...but never give it back...
6. Tell Joey that eating pizza, hot dogs, milkshakes, and burgers aren't considered healthy just b/c they have a milk, or grain in it. It'z still JUNK FOOD.
8. Ask Chris if he can sing like a man...
9. Make all of'em sit and tied up in a chair when music is on. Now they can't go "boom" when they hear a hype beat.
10. Take Justin'z baby blue stuff and throw'em around the tour bus...who knows he could have baby blue boxer briefs!
11. Make Lance dress up as PooFoo at the next concert.
12. Tell Justin to stick his tongue out, and never to put it back in his mouth. Now he'll be able to have it out whenever he wants, for any picture!
13. Maybe u can talk to lance...but during it...mention that horse..who is it..Toby, yea!
14. Tell Joey that Superman died.
15. At a 'Meet N'Greet' ask Chris if anyone in the audience is his child.
16. Talk to Chris about being 30 and still in a 'Boyband'?
17. Ask Chris why his bestfriend is only 18.
18. Ask Joey to look up "abstinence" in the dictionary.
19. Woops. Tell Joey to learn how to use the dictionary first.
20. Tell Justin that Missy Elliot, Puffy, Jay-Z, etc...don't even know who he is.
21. Oh and tell Chris, no matter how he tries, he'z NOT Busta Rhymes. Even if he named a dog 'Busta'
22. ask Joey if he graduated.
23. Ask Jc to aleast stay up, untill 3:00am...*That will really make'im cry!*
24. Ask Chris when he'll hit puberty.
25. Take away Justin'z wife beaters. *That'll be good*
26. Tell Jc that 23 is past the age for 'naptime'.
27. Give justin a mirror and show him he really IS white.
And the 28th...
28. Tell da guyz dat makin family members buy thier album just b/c they're 'family', doesn't count as a fan.( i didn't mean that...)
