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Lance Pretty or Unpretty?

I was mindin ma own business walkin around in a studio. When i saw a guy sittin down by himself in a room. He sat there all curled up. So i decided to stand by the door and listen. And this is wut i found out....Well, Lance is having a big problem. I he needz sum confidence, which he just doesn't have right now. Then he paused. He started to sing to himself...



"Wish i could tie u up in mah shoes...


Make u feel unpretty too.


I was told i was beautiful...


But wut'oes that mean to u?

Look in2 da mirror, whoz inside dere...


Da one wit da long hair.


Same ol' me again, todaaaay.Yeeeaaah."


OH! U GO LANCE!


Ma outsidez r coo'...


Ma insidez r blue.


Then he stopped singin...so i figured he didn't know da rest of da song. Then i heard him talkin to himself. "Maybe i should get a makeover...YEAH! A makeover. Maybe a glam makeover!" And then i had to run away b/c he was about to leave the room. He didn't see me...so i decided to follow him...he went into da dressing room. And gave himself a makeover. (NO! i did NOT see him naked!) Check it out. I took a pic while he was lookin in da mirror...

This is wut he started with, but the, "I'm from Mississippi" boy got tired of the look.


And i guess he thought this is wut suitz him best...


AHHHH! I'm so mean. I'm sorry Lance! LOL!