"YO!! SUP HOMEYZ?? It'z the Mack daddy here. If I'm not answering it'z
because me and ma' posse are out cruising 'da
hood checkin out the fly honeyz! Leave me a message and I'll get back at
'cha..but only if you're a hottie! In case you
are...here are my statz...18, 6'0, blonde hair and blue eyes. Did I tell
you I'm going to be the next Michael Jordan?BOO
YAA...I AM ALL THAT & MORE! Oh and if this is my baby boo-Veronica, u're played out girl..stop calling me like I told you to!
Gotta bounce!"
LANCE
"Hello everyone. This is Lance Bass. I am out of the house right now..but
if you would like to leave a message I would be
delighted to call you back. If this is the Avon lady, my order was placed
over a month ago and I still haven't gotten my lip gloss
yet. If this is my hairstylist, I think it's time for a trim don't you
think?..Oh and also..I need to schedule another skin analysis. I don't think my foundation is suiting me anymore. I think it's time for a change of eye liner too..so if anyone can help me with that I would appreciate it. Chat with you sweeties later! Bye!"
JOEY
"Hel-looo ladiez! It's Joey here...ha! ha!...but you already knew that, didn't you? I am so sorry I missed your call...if you were calling to schedule a date with me....I'm sorry but I am booked up through the rest of the decade. However, I only have 3 dates on September 20, 1999 so maybe I can "work" you in
there...haha...WORK you get it? Anyway, catch you sweet
sugars later. Oh and don'tforget...YOU, sweetheart...are my one and
only...LOVE ME...LOVE YOU...later baby!"
CHRIS
"HELLO! Chris here...unfortunately for you,I am not home at this moment...but I bet I know why you were calling. YOU were calling to tell me how funny I was on Regis and Kathie Lee...weren't you? See..I knew it...haha....JOEY WOULDN'T HAVE
MADE IT....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....wow I crack myself up! I don't know where I come up with this stuff...haha...maybe I should've majored in Comedy instead of Pshycology...I could be a stand-up, don't you think? Well...catch you later...I have to
go practice my act now..geez I'm good! See ya!"
JC
"Hey guys! I am so sorry that I missed your call! See, I'm trying to round up the rest of the group because they are out partying somewhere.GOD ,DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND WE HAVE A PHOTO SHOOT IN THE
MORNING??? THEY ARE SO IRRESPONSIBLE...I SWEAR WHEN I FIND THEM I AM GOING TO KILL THEM...HERE IT IS 8 P.M. AND THEY THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE WE ARE FAMOUS, NOW IT IS OK TO GO OUT AND PARTY THE NIGHT AWAY AT THIS HOUR! WHAT ARE THEY THINKING? THEY KNOW THEY ARE GOING TO
LOOK AWFUL TOMORROW BECAUSE THEY STAYED OUT TOO LATE...wait...that might not be such
a bad thing if they look
bad..that means I will look good and get to be in the most pictures!! Hey
now..this might be ok! Well, I have to get my beauty
sleep. Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite!! SWEETDREAMS!"
Man...how nerdy can these guyz actually get?
