Does da mic taste good?
*aaw* But NO! Chris...dat will not get u any girlz...
An innocent worm head...
"HEY! HIGH 5!" Wut a dork...
I bet shut up is wut he really wantz 2 say!
Wooh! Bad breath...
Ha ha! No onez checkin him...nobody wantz to play wit Chris...
"I Chris Kirkpatrick, here by swear and promise to be crazy and kooky, & immature at all timez."
Ooow! Dis onez a cute one!
Uhhh.....no comment.
"Shhh*t"
Doesn't he look like he'z in da toilet?
Ride It Chris...Ride It.
Ooow, look! A lil chubby hubby!
Wow! He looks so mature wen he wearz those glasses!
It'z da Ter-min-a-tor!
And we're supposed to look up to him?
*Shake yo' groove thang, shake yo' groove thang, yea-yea! Show'em how to dance...
The itching'll stop if you take a shower once in a while, eh?
