K.T. Oslin isn't only a great singer and
songwriter,
she is also a funny comedian, whether
she tries to be
or not! I have listed some Quotes from
K.T. from
various interviews I've seen and read
that I think
are funny.
-On the Crook and Chase Show 1/26/98
when she
accidently said we when refered to
herself and she
said "We're not scinofrintic are we? I
call her
Connie."
-When accepting the Award for 1988 ACM
Female
Vocalist she said "I better hurry this
up, I'm
getting older by the minute."
-On Larry King Live from 11/16/98 she
said "I'm
should write a song about Menopause."
-On Today's Country from 3/97 a 16 year
old boy
called in and told her she was his
favorite singer.
She replied "Oh young man, can I carry
your bookbag?"
-On Today's Country from 3/97 she sad "I
won't write
a 90's version of 80's Ladies because
the only thing
I can find to rhyme with 90's is
hineys."
-K.T. Oslin embarrassed Martina McBride
during
Martina's Nashville Symphony concert
Saturday. When
K.T. told Martina her grandmother lived
to be "a
hundred and a half," Martina thought
that meant her
grandmother died at 150. K.T. jokingly
told the
crowd "She's beautiful, she's thin, she
sings like a
bird -- and she's dumb!"
-A fan e-mailed me and told me she
attended a concert in 80's and KT fell
on stage but kept singing while trying
to use a microphone stand to get up,
then she fell again. KT said "Folks I'm
not drunk but I sure as hell will be
after this show!"
I bought Ralph Emerys new book today "50 Years Down a Country Road." He tells storys about his encounters with Country stars over the years. Listen to this one he has on KT.....
"I cohosted the first TNN Awards show back in the mid-1980s. Sharing my emcee duties with K.T. Oslin. The show opened with a song from the Oak Ridge Boys and our first big special effect: The Oaks would magically appear from smoke. As the machines turned on and the stage filled with smoke, K.T. turned to me and whispered "I guess this is where we blow smoke up our own asses." You gotta love her. K.T. is such a great talent. Her songs are at times powerful, fun, poignant, and, always meaningful. Good for producerHarold Shedd for bringing Joe Galante to her and good for Joe for inking the contract." -Ralph Emery
I will be adding alot more soon. If
anyone knows some
good KT humorous quotes, e-mail me.
