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**** Kudzu Quartet Pichur Gallery! **** (Updated 7/25/99)
Spokesperson for the Elmers Glue Museum (2000)
Spokesperson for the Elmers Glue Museum (1999)
Spokesperson for the Elmers Glue Museum (1998)
The Jefferson Bible - my favorite version
State of New Bob Super-Site
The Kudzu Quartet in Song (447KB WAV)
Al Shares Some Home-Grown Tomater Juice with Lisa (93KB WAV)
Idiot Bob Asks the Quartet a Serious Question (52KB WAV)
Chief Justice Al with His Warshtub Bass and Jug (239KB WAV)
Idjit Bob Plays His Instrument (391KB WAV)
Guv Bob Laughs at His Own Joke (230KB WAV)
Fishmoose Croons a Tune in June (668KB WAV)
Guv Bob Plays and Donna Dances a Jig (347KB WAV)
Kudzu Quartet Gets Run Out of Town (759KB WAV)
Kudzu Quartet Says Drive Home Safely (110KB WAV)
The Three Stooges Meet Monica and Linda Tripp (178KB WAV)
IRS Site - List of Downloadable 1999-2000 Tax Forms (Whoopee)
O-fficial Gummint Card for Christmas 1999
Annie Bob's O-fficial Y2K Site for State of New Bob
How to Grab and Whomp that LUVKUDZU Virus
Following added 5-14-2000
Thanks to Idjit Bob, the Fishmoose, Annie Bob, Lisa
and all the other fine folks who sent these and other high brow files
to me over the past 75 years. I owe all y'all six bucks a head.
Idjit Bob Discusses Broccoli (34KB WAV)
Well, GLORY!! (14KB WAV)
The Night Before the Million Mom March (55KB JPG)
The Famous Million Bob March (55KB JPG)
Taco Bell - O-fficial Sponsor of the Million Bob March (142KB WAV)
The New Bob City Marching Band plays the Million Bob March (257KB WAV)
And now...
the part of the program whur the boys all take thur hats off
and gather 'round the microphone.
The Story of How Mothers Day Began in 1848 (TXT)
Remembering Confederate Memorial Day (various dates April-May in different states)
Constitution of the Confederate States of America
Following added 5-17-2000
Kudzoo Quartet - The Legend Continues!
**** Kudzu Songbook! **** (WAV,MIDI, etc.)
1998 State of the State Address, Bluegrass and a Nice Pichur of Elvis
The Bubba Archives
Spayshul Run-Off Debate and Election (Vote now before they both git run off)...
Guv Bob on 60 Minutes (64K WAV)
"Well, Idjit Bob, how do you feel about debating the Guv?" (32K WAV)
Listen to the Great Debate (255K WAV)
And now the voting process. Vote now and see the updated results right away.... Democracy in action!!
Click Here to vote fer Idjit Bob
Click Here to vote fer Guv Bob
And now, on May 22, 2000, in honor of National "Let's Hep the Dumb Folks" Week,
the following educational links have been added below to aid students...
Biography
Homer Hickam of Rocket Boys (October Sky) fame
Tom Bodett, Homer, Alaska
Earl Pitts, Great Amurcan
US Geography
Visit Jolene's Trailer Park
Current Events
Weekly World News
Philosophy & Religion
A Tribute to Brother Dave Gardner
Second Church of Shatnerology
Home Economics
Why NC Barbeque is Number One! (photo from top secret hidden camera)
Multi-Culturalism Festivals
Welcoming Canadian Tourists to North Kerliner BBQ!
Marketing
kBay -- Buy it, Swipe it, Dig it Out of the Dumpster and Sell it!
Political Science
The Second Great Debate
Election 2000: AnnieBob Challenges Guv Bob in Debate #2 (116K WAV)
**** NEW ON-LINE TROUBLE-SHOOTING GUIDE ****
Test Yore Monitor Here!
Test #1
Test #2
Test #3
Test #4
Added 5/31/2000....
AnnieBob's Snap Shot of Elvis (frum Hi Class Magazine)
Added 6/4/2000....
As a public service, the Mediocre State of New Bob monitors movements of all Federal treasury agents, expecially when they git too close to the "water treatment plant" (see pichur at top of page). Citizens of New Bob can check to see if the round-the-clock staff is glued to their monitors, fooling around or asleep...
Kudzu Central - Revenoor Watch (updated ever dang minute!)
Elvis J. Sasquatch visits Kudzu Central
The Kudzu Quartet visits Kudzu Central
Take a gander down on yore own house!!
New Aerial Photo Search Engine
Added 6/5/2000....
AnnieBob's Sushi & Bait Shop is a favor-ite spot for out of town travelers --
tourists, disgraced gumint officials, and transients all stop on their way to parts unknown.
Japanese Prime Minister Mori Gobbles Down a few Tasty Treats
Added 7/20/2000....
And now... a somber moment as political minds meet in the big summit....
Another tasteless, but funny, Bill Clinton joke.
Added 7/27/2000....
How Political Funds are Being Squandered This Year...
Gore and/or Dubya
Idjit Bob, perennial challenger
Guv Bob, "the people's choice"
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