Version: The Ril Dil                                                                                                            Script By: Anonymous

scene two -
gang bang

*Person walks in center with card that says in big letters: “Scene 2” Then walks away. Play begins.*
*Unoka walks out of room*

Unoka: amnD! That’s fun itsh!

Bitch(es): (In a whore-y tone) Byyye!
*They, except for Wife1 & Wife2, get out the back do’ (door)*

*Unoka walks to window*
Unoka: (Hollers) OKONKWO! GIT JO ASS BACK HURR!
*Okonkwo, after 5 seconds, comes back.*

Okonkwo: Theys a buncha peeps angry et ja.

Unoka: Wat the uckf is you talkin’ bout boi? I’m-a beat jo ass if ya don’t esplain!

Wife1: (snaps and sways body and head a little) Oh no you di’int!!! You isn’t gonna hurt my baby!

Unoka: Git jo itchb-ass in the kitchen and cook, else theys gon’ be cons’kwences! (whips out fo’ fo’)
Wife1: *Stalls*

Unoka: NOWWWWW!!! (fires fo’f o at ceiling, *pow pow pow pow*)
*Wife1 scrambles into kitchen*

Okonkwo: Ya know those itchbes you dun screwed?

Unoka: Yea.

Okonkwo: Well, sum stoopid-ass nigga tol’ da husbands, an’ dey's gon’ kill yo ass!!

Unoka: *fffffffffffffffffffff* (takes whiff of snuff) says coolly: uckF.

Unoka: Anyways, I’m-a go git sum mo’ ice (slang for methamphetamine; refer to dictionary.) aight.
*Walks out of obi*

Nigga: YOU'S A DEAD NIGGA NOW!!!!!!

Unoka: You uckfin’ wid me, you uckfin’ wid a P-I-M-P.
*Niggas pull out uzis and AKs. B-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R*

*Unoka lays dead on ground*
*Okonkwo comes out of obi*

Okonkwo: UCKF!

*Person walks in center with card that says in big letters: “Scene Ends” Then walks away.*

Scene 3

I'm a pussy and can't handle this violence, I'm going home.