The effectiveness of ranting over the net is starting to take its toll. No one sees it anymore and no one writes, rude, pernicious and just blatantly overrated hatemail to me anymore. I missed the good ole' days. I did try to advertise on IRC, but they just wouldn't listen. Not even when I said there'd be naked pictures of a skinny-dipping Avril Lavigne here (which is half-true, really). How could all these immoral things happen to me? Please notice that my vocabulary has extensified itself due to the sponsorship of Denise. (She lent me her thesaurus. I LOVE YOU DENISE.) I suddenly find reading the dictionary and thesaurus a complete leisure. Liane followed suit soon after, in dire hopes of giving more content to her site, or impressing Keith, neither of which I am sure of. We now know many, many words such as dissent, conjecture, chicory, chilblain, impel, progeny and liquidate. Ah! The wonders of the English language. Don't take me for a walking dictionary. Hell, I wish I was. Unfortunately, the opposite is more true. Don't take me as a nerd or a geek either. I am hardly. I merely wish to enlarge my vocabulary in hopes of making myself look more knowledgable and saggacious. And I expect no quid pro quo from this essay. ;)
Dissent impending, so let us pray,
~*StEpH*~