The Yob

So. The Yob. What is a yob? Definition of the yob: A boy who is loud, vulgar, rude and sickening.
Yobs literally rule the male population during the earlier puberty stages (between 12 to 14). You see them everywhere you go. They stage burping and farting competitions, the middle finger is their lucky charm, Singlish slang abounds and they try to act funky and cool by wearing bright loud colours, baggy bell shaped pants, and shirts (striped black and orange) which make them look like Tigger.
HONESTLY, give us a break, guys. A Yob gets no attention these days. Well, they never did, really. The Yob is the most sickening and disgusting form of guys ever. They are the total opposite of the SNAG (Sensitive New Aged Guy) and are not worth even looking at. Of course, they slowly develop, (EVENTUALLY!) by the time they reach 15, but even then, some of their inner Yob-habits abound. Eg: Singlish slang, bright clothes, etc... My motto whenever I see a cute Yob(some of them do exist, ladies):
DITCHHIMDITCHHIMDITCHHIMDITCHHIMDITCHHIMDITCHHIMDITCHHIM
If you're asking if I have nothing better to complain about than guys, well, I really don't. You see, it's the holidays, so I can't rant about horrible teachers, bitchy seniors and excessive homework. Which I can if it was school period, but it isn't. Ok, I have to stop. I'm going round in circles. See ya!

Running in circles again,
~*StEpH*~