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What would you do if you heard me say something like this:
Love? Above all things I believe in love. Love is like oxygen. Love is a many splendoured thing! Love lifts us up to where we belong! All we need is love!
I'd imagine your mouth dropping open in horror, shock and half-amusement. But then again, you'd never ever catch me saying that. Not over my body, dead, alive or undead. *evil laughter* So anyway, I HATE those love quotes on people's site.
I choose to love you in silence for in silence I find no rejection and eventually I go loony.
Love was only a second away, if only you had a stopwatch.
I wished for you, but I didn't get you. Damn, I need to make another appointment with that wishbone.
HONESTLY, don't you people have anything better to do? At first, when I saw those quotes, I was very amused. Singapore is a very romantic country. More so perhaps than France. Then, eventually, I saw them everywhere. My mind was starting to go crazy. Love, love, love, love, love everywhere. Love makes the world go round. In the process so does my brain. I end up loony. Right. I feel so left out. I, for one, am not romantic. I am the least romantic person you could find out there on this vast and dangerous planet. When you talk about love, I smash a pumpkin pie in your face. I prefer Halloween over Valentine's Day. You get the point, basically. I feel so unromantic whenever I see those love quotes and fail to feel... lovey-dovey. Fine. So I'm not that kind of person. Shut. I tried to think of an original love quote. However, I couldn't. They all winded up sarcastic or uncreative. But, by some saving grace, my brain clicked and whirred away whilst I was sleeping and came up with a very loveish love quote. Ladies and ladies, my love quote to share with all of you is...
Being in love is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it. But only you can feel its warmth. :D
Spontaenity, originality and creativity all in one. There ya go...

Having a headache,
~*StEpH*~