Me?

Right. My name is Steph. You may not call me Stephanu. I go to the local town jail called the Canossian Rubber Bung Factory. However, I am a total failure in terms of their standards. I do have an e-mail address which you can use to insult me and annoy me. I have an age, but being a female, you know how sensitive we are about age. I'd just say I'm about 5. Below are my likes, dislikes, beliefs and other unmentionable crap which you will most certainly find unamusing.

I like antagonising people, gorgeous Caucasian surfer dudes with bleached hair, my web site, James Marsters, all things loud, musical and bold, the Internet, ranting and raving, SpongeBob SquarePants, sarcasm, even though it is the lowest form of wit, Harry Potter, Polo sweets, Mentos, being different, Tsunami Bomb, Alkaline Trio, Kelly Osbourne, Indie, Emo, guitars and drums, guys who play guitars and drums, Reggae, Hip Hop, r & b, composing ring tones on my mum's phones (Latest ringtones include Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and Do a Deer), writing, correcting people, drama, dance, singing (even though I can't), entertaining, the surf, blading (even if it gives you big fat thighs), Mexican food, people who have ideas of their own and don't follow the crowd, non-alcoholic margaritas, avocado dip, WinAmp and Kazaa, OM (it was FUN), a challenge, almost-morbidity, diversity, non-conformity, big words, Beetlejuice, the Nightmare Before Christmas and above all... SELF-CONFIDENCE! (That I have too much of. ^_^)

I dislike Avril Lavigne (dislike is an understatement), taking photos, looking at photos, posing for photos, Holly Valance (largely due to a pact Liane and I made), over-the-top bitchy people, rules, generally going out, Tampines Mall and other fiendish hang-outs, bugs, Pamela Anderson, people who are just... dislikeable, bar soap, MTV, soppy, mushy love songs, movies, poems and novels, icky, gooey, disgusting GUYS, handphones, oily burgers, pimples, zits, acne and the like, sports, hand-eye coordination, anime (except Samurai X-- that's different), branded things, flashy accesories and breakfast. There. Now you know.

WHO...
1) Has it easier, guys or girls? GIRLS! Dammit, we RULE!
2) Makes you laugh the hardest? Drew Carey. :)
3) Has a crush on you? Nobody would want to have a crush on me! I eat bugs and constantly have green slime dripping from my chin...
4) Do you Have a crush on? Oh, I don't know... Marilyn Manson?
5) Do you Hate? Ehehe... RAKSHA AND LIANE! I HATE YOU! I love reverse psychology.
6) Do you Love? This suspiciously sounds like a mushy love song I heard on the radio...
7) Do you Have the most fun with? Lately, my ballet peeps... *emo tear drips down face* Oh well.
8) Is the Loudest person? ... *small voice* ME?
9) Is the Most hyper? Marianne? Vanessa when someone's taken something of hers.
10) Is the Biggest giggler? Marianne
11) Can you trust a secret with? My pillow!