SITE LAST UPDATED ON: February 18, 2005
UPDATE: Bread or Alive is up!! (9-5-04)
Ok lets face the facts people: This website was way pimp back in its golden years, or months I should say. Anyway, these days my site is the toothernet's bitch and I am pretty much a fake fag when it comes to adding new stuff. However, I can promise you that someday some cool new content will go global. This includes:
Speed Demon
Yonicks U - An Interactive Hyperlink Adventure
I have listed them in the order that you should expect to see them. Be warned that "Yonicks U" will not be finished for quite some time due to the unique challenge of creating a branching story with interconnecting events. The complexity of it all is something that one cannot fully comprehend until attemping to write another story on a similar scale. With that said, when its done, it will truly kick your ass.
With that in mind, let it be known that any bitching done in my guestbook (and I'm talking to you roberts) complaining about how its taking so long, will result in me being forced to take decisive action against the offender which entails going down on said offender's sister. And if you don't have a sister, you don't want to hear this but its going to be your mom instead, biotch.
And now for the most exciting thing I have to announce:
Seeing as how I am way behind in my photos of the months, I am now accepting photos that you yourself may submit - by email, or preferably URL. This will hopefully help keep me up to date better and give all y'all a chance to have your photo go global. The photo of the month for May 2004 became the first such POTM. BTW, if you send me nude pictures I will kick your fag ass unless its the tooth.
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As you can see, the guestbook has officially returned after its long period of stasis. I hope that now things will be kept a little bit cleaner, lest I be forced to make more mathematical proofs....
If you want to, Instant Message me with AOL IM @ XalspAERO
If you were wondering why the photo of the month thing has been getting behind schedule, well its just because I'm too damn busy with other stuff to worry about monthly photos!! I really don't have any good pictures from december to use, so instead, i took a screenshot of what I'd been working on for a good deal of time during december! A chess computer! Even now I'm still not finished with it and I plan to finish it up when I get the time, because as of right now, all it can do is recognize legal moves, heh. In this pic, you can also see the source code that I layered over top with low opacity settings in photoshop, as well as my classic glowing lettering trick (I'm seriously obsessed with doing that effect in photoshop, I have no idea why). Speaking of the source code, you can download the it if you want, its written in c++.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK: "Thursdays are STILL PIMP!!"
I'm proud to say that Gabe's long awaited single has finally made its way to this site, and you can download it in the music page. I have a feeling that the guestbook is now going to be a lonely place because there won't be anything to discuss anymore.
In case you didn't know (which you didn't) there is a Speed Demon Soundtrack. I have added a clip of one of the songs from it that you can download by clicking here (right click and choose "save target as"). The file is 407 KB which will take about 2 to 3 minutes to download using a piece of sh*t 56k modem that we are all embarassed to admit we have.
There is now another clip of a song from the speed demon soundtrack!!! Click here to download it!
COMING SOON
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