Regal: Hello New York City!!!

Heenan: Hello William!

MG: Give me a break...

Regal: What a fine day it is and what a fine night it will be as your truly, yes, I, William Regal shall reign victorious over that grotesque excuse for a human being Robert Van Dam. Robert, how dare you attack me like you did? Since arriving here, I haven’t laid one bloody finger on you, yet despite this, you have the nerve to touch me! You didn’t just touch me; you bloody beat me down like I was some sort of filthy worm, and you were the vulture hunting your prey! Well come tonight Robert, you will not be the vulture and I shall not be the worm. You shall not be the hunter, however you shall be the hunted! RVD, you can have these idiots in this arena on your side, but you cannot, I REPEAT CANNOT DEFEAT ME NOW MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE CHEERING YOUR NAME!! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU HAVE!?!?! AM BLOODY NESIA!!?!?!? YOU NEED A BUNCH OF INBRED IDIOTS TO REMIND YOU EVERY FEW SECONDS OF YOUR NAME?!?!?! WHO THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU BLOODY THINK YOU ARE YOU DISGUSTING WANKER!! WHY DON’T YOU JUST QUIT WRESTLING AND SPEND YOUR TIME TOSSING ALL THESE TOSSPOTS OFF!!!

Regal quickly grabs the rope and takes deep subtle breaths, as his face turns red.

MG: This guy is a total lunatic and I think they should instate him into the mad house down the road!

Regal: Good people of America, I am very sorry about that sudden, vile outburst. However, when talking about such a despicable human being such as Robert, I really just want to wretch. I am sure you people all understand, because I am certain that every day you have to deal with morons, in the form of each other

Heenan: That is a brilliant point made, on behalf of William Regal

Regal: The once great city of New York is now a filthy home for slags and prostitutes alike, as they roam the street corners each and every night. In fact, it was just last night I had a whore approach me and ask for sex. Then I realised it was Ric Flairs wife!! Hahahaa!!

MG: How disrespectful!!

Regal: Well at least I thought it was Flairs wife seeing as she approached me with a Zimmer frame!!

Regal sniggers as the crowds boos get heavier and heavier by the minute

Regal: Speaking of Flair, I will prove myself tonight in the Last Man Standing Match. I have been up at the crack of dawn, for a workout and wholemeal breakfast; I have trained my arse off, and most of all, I have managed to put up with you people out here day after day, moaning, booing and whining about me. So Flair, the clock is ticking, I want a job with you, and I will prove to be worthy of just that. Flair, keep your TV monitor on, I can promise you . . .I shall not disappoint

Regals theme hits once again and he leaves up the ramp.

MG: Well Bobby, that was an interesting interview and I am looking forward to the upcoming match.

Heenan: I cant wait Mean Gene. Its about time RVD was put in his place, and what a better way to be put in his place, than by an Englishman who likes to keep his dignity

WOW cuts to a break.