Location: West Chester, Pennsylvania


Commentators: Jerry Lawler & A Mystery guest


Ring Announcer: Lillian Garcia


[~*'Out of My Head' by Puddle of Mudd fills the arena in West Chester, signalling the beginning of WDA Smackdown. The camera pans the arena showing such signs as 'Nightmare + Kate = Ratings!' 'Hollie Wood is my hero' and 'One hell of a lucky Starr!' The camera then goes and focuses on 'Who's the new Co-owner?' as Jerry Lawler begins to talk*~]

[~*King*~] Welcome to WDA Smackdown coming to you LIVE from the home of the WDA - West Chester, Pennsylvania! Boy, do we have a line-up for you tonight, but firstly, I'm waiting for my Commentary Partner!

[~*'Don't let me get me' hits and The King almost has a heart attack as The Undisputed Champion that is Sydney makes her way down the ramp to join Jerry at ringside*~]

[~*Sydney*~] Hi, King. Where can I put my belt?

[~*The King signals silently to Sydney, totally speechless. He suddenly finds his voice and begins to laugh*~]

[~*King*~] Thank you, Starr! Girl, you're good to me!

[~*Sydney smiles as they get set for the first match of the evening*~]

[~*Submission Match for the European Title*~]

[~*Dee Vine (c) V Stacy Keibler*~]

[~*The King*~] For those who have just joined us, I'm here with the talented, and Undisputed Champion, Sydney!

[~*Sydney*~] I'd also desribe myself as an idol, fantastic, magnificent, all those in one!

[~*Lillian*~] Ladies And Gentlemen, the next match is scheduled for one fall. Firstly weighing in at 119 pounds, from Baltimore, Maryland...Stacy Keibler!

[~*Legs Begins to play through the arena, as the Leggy Blonde Stacy makes her way out with chants of "She's got Legs. " She makes her way down the ramp, and steps in to the ring. As Lillian begins to announcer her opponent*~]

[~*Lillian*~] Secondly, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 135 pounds, please welcome the European champion, Dee Vine!

[~*Bodies by Downing Pool, begins to play, and as soon as Dee Vine walks out the crowd begin to boo loudly. She walks down the ramp, head held high, and steps in the ring. The ref then begins to check both divas.*~]

[~*The King*~] I cant wait for this match to begin, what did you call Dee Vine? When you first met?

[~*Sydney*~] She's just another jealous fan! I mean every person in the back, sparing a few are all jealous of what I've got. Looks, Gold and a great sex life!

[~*The Bell then rings as the match gets under way. Stacy spears down Dee Vine, who is left on the canvas holding her knee. The ref checks on her, as he calls more down. Eac h ref helps her up, and Stacy walks behind her. Suddenly, she turns around and DDT's her, and goes for the cover. But the ref doesn't count, due to it being a submission only match! Dee lets off a bit of anger, and lifts Stacy up. she looks like she is going to hit a suplex but it is reversed*~]

[~*The King*~] I hope Dee Vine isn't hurt Sydney!

[~*Sydney*~] I dont care Jerry! Go fetch Tom pa-lease

[~*Stacy then looks like she is going to hit a Leg Lock, but Dee Vine slaps her down. She then puts her in a Boston crab. Stacy is just about to reach the ropes, but Sydney gets up from the announcers table and moves the ropes further back, behind the refs back. Stacy then taps out, as Sydney sits back down*~]

[~*Lillian*~] Here is your winner and still European Champion, Dee Vine!

[~*Dee vine smirks at Sydney, before she walks backstage, as E.M.T.S help Stacy up, and out of the ringside. WDA then goes for a break*~]

[~*Triple Threat Match for the Intercontinental Title*~]

Wisdom (c) V Jessika Dellasandro V Angel

[~*'Pink Panther' fills the arena and Angel struts down to the ring*~]

[~*Lillian*~] Making her way to the ring from Heaven.....ANGEL!!

[~*Angel poses for the fans as 'Kiss Kiss' hits and Jess comes out*~]

[~*Lillian*~] Entering the ring, from Madrid, Spain.....Jessika Dellasandro!

[~*The fans cheer as 'Hear to Stay' starts up and the IC Champion, Wisdom, comes out*~]

[~*Lillian*~] And finally, from Toronto, Ontario......she is the Wrestling Divas Alliance Intercontinental Champion......WISDOM!

[~*As Wisdom enters the ring 'Freak on a Leash' hits and the WDA boss comes out*~]

[~*Starr*~] Well, well. Wisdom, Angel, and Jessie, all in the ring at the same time. Aren't I the clever girl? Now, lets see. How can I screw this up for you lot?! Hmm, oh, I know! Earl? Call for the bell. This match is over!

[~*Earl Hebner reluctantly calls for the bell as all three women look on, confused. Wisdom then grabs a microphone*~]

[~*Wisdom*~] Starr? What the hell are you do-

[~*Starr*~] Uh, excuse me? But unless I'm very much mistaken, I'm your boss and I can do whatever I like. Now, unless you want me to fire your ass, shut the hell up and be greatful that you've retained your title. Lillian, announce this bitch the winner.

[~*Lillian*~] Uh, okay....Here is your winner and...

[~*Starr*~] Get on with it woman! Jeez, I'll do it! Here is your winner, blah de blah de blah...WISDOM! Now get the hell outta that ring! We got a HaRdCoRe Match up next!

[~*King*~] What the hell is going on? Starr's just totally ruined a fantastic match-up!

[~*Sydney*~] She's the boss, it's her job to!

[~*WDA goes to a commercial*~]

[~*HaRdCoRe Title Match*~]

Nightmare (c) V Kate Helmsley

[~*WDA comes back from the break, to where Kate Helmsley And Nightmare are already in the ring. Suddenly 'Freak on a Leash' hits and the WDA Owner comes out to a round of boos from the fans. She stops at the top of the ramp, and pulls a microphone from her pocket as Nightmare and Kate look at her from the ring.*~]

[~*Starr*~] Girls, just a little note to tell you before your match. I'm not pleased with either of you, bitching and moaning about my company 24 freakin 7! So, I'm changing the rules of this match. Don't worry Katy, it's still HaRdCoRe rules for the title, but I'm adding something extra to spice it up; your jobs!

[~*Crowd boo*~]

[~*Starr*~] That's right, whoever loses this match tonight loses her job! Simple as that! Have a nice evening girlies!

[~*The crowd boo as Starr laughs and walks backstage. The bell rings and the match begins*~]

[~*The King*~] Can you believe it? One of these lovely, pretty puppified divas will be leaving tonight!

[~*Sydney*~] And that will be Nightmare! Kate will over power her so much, it'll be unbelievable!

[~*Suddenly, Nightmare knocks Kate down, as Sydney looks on in shock. Nightmare begins to kick her, and then rolls outside. She slides in a "STOP" sign, a Trash can lid, and a broom. As she rolls back in, Kate hits her with the broom, and she goes for the cover. Nightmare kicks out at two. Kate lifts her up, and throws her onto the stop sign.*~]

[~*Sydney*~] I'm always right!

[~*Kate then rolls outside, and pools out a trash can. She rolls back in, and passes it to Nightmare, before drop kicking it into her face! She goes for the cover, and gets the three count, as Sydney laughs, telling King, look at Nightmare, helpless! Kates music begins to play but Starr walks out from backstage as Kate's music stops playing. Kate clutches her title as Nightmare gets up and both women look towards the ramp*~]

[~*Starr*~] Tough match, girlies. But who to chose? Who loses their job?

[~*Kate*~] But, you said -

[~*Starr*~] I KNOW WHAT I SAID! But I'm the owner, and I'll do whatever I damn well like!

[~*The fans boo Starr as she paces at the top of the ramp*~]

[~*Starr*~] But, who loses their job?! Hmm, lets see.....

[~*Kate*~] Look, Starr. I won my match fairly, so that bitch should get the boot

[~*Starr*~] Dya know what, Kate? For once in your life you're actually right! Nightmare, sorry, girl, but GET YOUR ASS OUTTA MY ARENA! Nightmare, YOU'RE FIRED!!!

[~*Nightmare stares Starr down as the fans cheer her name. Security guards then escort Nightmare from the arena as WDA goes to a commercial*~]

[~*Table Match*~]

Hollie Wood V Akira

[~*'Hollywood' by Nickelback fills the arena and the crowd roar as Hollie makes her way down to the ring*~]

[~*Lillian*~] The following match is a table match! In order to win you must drive your opponent through a table! Making her way to the ring, from Atlanta, Georgia.....Hollie.....Wood!

[~*The fans boo as 'My Way' hits and Akira comes out*~]

[~*Lillian*~] And her opponent, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania [~*Fans cheer*~] ...Akira!

[~*Akira enters the ring and Hollie wastes no time going to work, beating on Akira with kicks to the stomach. The fans begin to chant 'Hollie' and she poses in the centre of the ring. She wastes too much time and Akira nails her with a backwards DDT. They begin to exchange slaps as Earl Hebner tries to gain control of the match*~]

[~*Sydney*~] YAWN! What a boring match. What's the point of these two being here at all? They're both really boring athletes.

[~*King*~].......Too right, Syd! YAWN!

[~*Sydney*~] I was lying, King.

[~*Back in the ring, Akira has Hollie locked in a modified version of an ankle lock. Hollie manages to twist her way out of it, and gets back up. Hollie begins to shout abuse at Akira, and the match seems to stop. The anger in Akira begins to rise, and she climbs out of the ring. Hollie shouts more abuse at her, and turns to watch Earl Hebner start the 10 count. He is already at 6 before Akira enters the ring with a steel chair! Hollie turns round and walks straight into a lump of metal! Akira then picks Hollie up and powerbombs her straight through a table as the bell rings! Akira wins*~]

[~*Freak on a Leash hits again and Starr comes out, this time, looking concerned. She sends EMTs to the ring to help Hollie out, and throws Akira a few dirty looks as she walks past her. WDA goes to a commercial*~]

[~*Main Event New Co-owner*~]

Starr & ...............

[~*Starr*~] Now, we've seen an awful lot of me tonight, I know. But, now I'm out here for a reason. We all know Trish Stratus didn't seem to believe herself good enough for the WDA and left me stranded. But I've bounced back, and with my new co-owner, things are gonna be fantastic. Now, as you all know, the entire womens roster is sat here around this ring. And alot of work has gone into what I'm about to tell you all, so be grateful! Firstly, after tonight, the WDA is no more......

[~*The Fans boo and chant 'WDA 4 life'*~]

[~*King*~] NOOOOOOOOO!

[~*Starr*~] Please, let me finish. I know all about the WDA 4 life and all that crap, but I've got something more important. Ya see, myself and my new co-owner have been working on a whole new Company which will totally wipe all other divas feds off the map! My latest brainwave, the BBWF! Now, I doubt many of you will know what this stands for, so I'll tell you, it's The Brawling Beauties Wrestling Federation, and only the best will be accepted! So, forget the WDA, and aim for the BBWF!

[~*King*~] I like the sound of that place already!

[~*Starr*~] We've spent ages working on it, and so now you all know. Announcing you all will be the one and only Lillian Garcia. At ringside, Jerry Lawler and, if she's out of hospital, Hollie Wood, and then running the place will be myself, and my new co-owner.....who I'd like to stand up, right about now!

[~*King*~] Who could it be, Syd?! Syd? You're being very quiet.....

[~*To everyone's surprise, Sydney stands up! Sydney and Starr exchange smirks as the fans cheer and chant 'BBWF'*~]

[~*King*~] Would you believe it?! The WDA is closed! The BBWF is the future! And Sydney's the new co-owner! I'm The King, I'll see you on BBWF Feminine Fury!

[~*The WDA Camera's switch off for the last time as the fans chant 'WDA 4 Life'*~]


[~*Thanx to Ashley and Stacey for the results!*~]

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