Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Commentators: Jerry Lawler & A Mystery Guest
Ring Announcer: Lillian Garcia
Results: *.*The sound of 'Tear Away' by Drowning Pool fills the arena in Pittsburgh as the first ever WDA Raw is War kicks off. The camera pans the arena to show such signs as 'Sydney - The Only REAL Diva, Undisputed Champ' 'Kate Helmsley - Hardcore SEXXXY!' and 'I'm only holding up this sign to annoy the guy behind me' The cameras then head down to ringside where the King is sat, alone*.*
*.*King*.* Welcome to the first ever Wrestling Divas Alliance Raw is War, Live from WDA HQ, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania! My guest tonight should be joining us soon. Starr told me it's a big star, no pun intended! Hey! Maybe it's Michael Jordon!
*.*As King talks about who his guest could be, 'Hollywood' by Nickelback fills the WDA arena, and a woman appears at the top of the ramp*.*
*.*Lillian*.* Making her way to the ring, from Atlanta, Georgia....Hollie Wood!!!
*.*The fans cheer as Hollie makes her way to the ring, and sits down next to The King*.*
*.*Hollie*.* Hi, King
*.*King*.* H...H....Hollie Wood?! When Starr said it was something special, she wasn't lying!
*.*Hollie*.* Lets be professional, King. We've got an amazing line-up tonight. The biggest divas in the world are all in action!
*.*King*.* Too right, Hol! So, is this a permenant position for you then?
*.*Hollie shakes her head in disgust as the first match of the night gets ready to kick-off.'Stratusfaction' hits and the blonde bombshell walks out with The Rock. They walk down the ramp the crowd cheer them on. Rock climbs up the steps and holds the rope down for Trish to get in. She gets into the ring and taunts to the crowd*.*
*.*Lillian*.*
This match is schedualed for one fall and is a HaRdCoRe Match for the WDA Intercontinental Championship. First, being accompanied by The Rock. Weighing in at 137lbs, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada..... Trish Stratus!
*.*Trish smiles at Lillian and she takes off her coat and hat and gives them to Rock. Rock smiles and they kiss as 'Here to Stay' by KoRn hits and Rock gets out of the ring. Wisdom and Scott Hall walk out and walk down the ramp towards the ring*.*
*.*Lillian*.* And her oppenant. Being occompanied by Scott Hall, weighing in at 125lbs, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada.... Wisdom!
*.*King*.*
We've got two Canada's from the same place wrestling tonight Hol!! Lots of Canadian puppies!
*.*Hollie*.*
You're sick King.
*.*Lillian gets out of the ring and Scott Hall walks to the side of the ring as Wisdom climbs on the apron. She stops and Trish signals her to get into the ring but Wisdom shakes her head and jumps down. She goes under the ring and throws trash cans, stop signs and chairs into the ring. Trish grabs a trash can and as Wisdom taunts the crowd from outside Trish jumps out and hits her with it! Wisdom stumbles and Trish hits her again. Wisdom walks over to where Scott Hall is and Scott stops Trish from hitting Wisdom by standing infront of her. He smirks and Wisdom gets into the ring holding her back. Rock paces at the other side of the ring and Trish gets in the ring, throwing the battered trash can in first. Wisdom gets up with help from the ropes and Trish picks up the trash can and goes to hit her with it. Wisdom ducks and turns round and kicks Trish in the ass! Trish falls through the middle rope to the floor outside. Wisdom jumps out and picks Trish up by the hair. She Irish whips Trish into the steel post where Trish nearly gets knocked out! Wisdom taunts and then shouts abuse at Trish. Rocky raises an eyebrow and Wisdom looks at him, gets hold of Trish's hair and hits head her head over and over onto the ring. Wisdom laughs and shouts at Rock who says nothing, just carrys on pacing. Trish gets herself into the ring and Wisdom gets in quickly and covers her. 1....2.... kickout! Wisdom gets up and picks up a chair. She hits Trish with it three times and then covers her again. 1....2... kickout*.*
*.*Hollie*.*
This is one hell of a match. Both these women want the Intercontinental Championship and they will do anything to get it.
*.*King*.*
Wisdom was right about Trish not knowing her wrestling style!
*.*Wisdom picks Trish up by the hair and suplexes her onto the chair! Trish rolls over and holds her back. Wisdom climbs the top rope and taunts. She takes too long as Trish has time to get up, pick a chair up and hit Wisdom over the head with it! She goes for the pin, but somehow Wisdom kicks out at 2! The crowd and Trish can't believe it! Trish pulls Wisdom up by the hair, signalling for the Stratusfaction as the fans cheer. Wisdom fights her way out of it, and kicks Trish in the stomach. She then nails her with The Feared. She then rolls Trish over and pins her. 1---2---3! Wisdom wins!*.*
*.*Lillian*.* Here is your winner and new Wrestling Divas Alliance Intercontinental Champion........WISDOM!!!
*.*Wisdom and Scott Hall Celebrate as WDA goes to another commercial*.*
*.*'Between Angels and Insects' by Papa Roach hits the arena. Nightmare walks out, down the ramp ignoring the crowds boos*.*
*.*Lillian*.* The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the Wrestling Divas Alliance Hardcore Championship! Making her way to the ring...from Edmonton, Alberta......NIGHTMARE!!!
*.*'Legs' by Kid Rock hits the arena and Stacy Keibler walks out from backstage towards the ring*.*
*.*Lillian*.* Entering the ring....from Baltimore, Maryland.......Stacy Keibler!
*.*The fans cheer as Stacy enters the ring and is met by a kick to the stomach from Nightmare. She executes a pumphandle suplex on Stacy but then gets nailed with a charging axehandle bodyblock from Stacy. The bell rings and Nightmare executes a swinging bulldog on Keibler driving Stacy's face into the mat. Nightmare gets up and rolls onto Stacy, connecting with a knee. Nightmare fist drops Stacy on the mat, hitting her with a diving elbow smash. Nightmare climbs to her feet as Stacy Keibler gets up. Stacy hits Nightmare with a belly-to-belly suplex as chants of 'Stacy' start up. Stacy climbs to her feet, pulling Nightmare up too. Stacy locks Nightmare in a kneebar. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out......... Nightmare escapes. Nightmare goes for a side belly-to-belly suplex but Stacy dodges the attack. She delivers a spinning backbreak to Stacy, who squeals in pain. Stacy Keibler gets hit with a shooting star press from Nightmare. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1---2--- Stacy kicks out. Now Stacy is standing. She hits Nightmare with the back of her elbow and nails Nightmare with a belly-to-back suplex. Both divas slowly get to their feet, pulling themselves up using the ropes. Stacy rakes the face of Nightmare in attempt to make a come back. She executes a headlock takedown, then an elbow drop from the second turnbuckle. Stacy moves back to her feet and applies an arm wrench to Nightmare*.*
*.*Hollie*.* I must say, I'm really surprised. I expected Nightmare to come down to the ring, hit the Death from Above and pin Stacy, 1-2-3. But Stacy's really taking it to her. And so far, no Hardcore weapons used.
*.*King*.* Man, Hols. You're really good at this commentating
*.*Hollie*.* Shut up, King.
*.*King*.* It's Jr in womens form!
*.*Back in the ring, Nightmare is back on her feet. Stacy nails Nightmare with a double underhook suplex and an indian deathlock is applied by Stacy. Hebner asks Nightmare if she wants to submit, but she refuses. She powers out of the move, and Wicked Dream's Stacy to the mat. They both slowly get up, and Stacy gives Nightmare the cobra clutch suplex back down to the mat. The fans begin to chant 'Stacy' again, and she poses. Nightmare takes this as an opotunity to reverse DDT Stacy, who rolls over in pain. Nightmare pins her, but she kicks out on 2. Stacy moves back to her feet and puts a knee to Nightmare's back, pulling her arms back. Earl Hebner asks Nightmare if she submits, but she refuses*.*
*.*Hollie*.* One thing I know about Nightmare, she's very resiliant. Many-a-time I've applied my H-lock to her, and she refuses to give in. That's why she's my favourite diva - full of guts.
*.*Nightmare trys to escape and Stacy breaks the hold, frustrated that Nightmare won't submit. Nightmare climbs to her feet and kicks Stacy in the stomach. She then nails Stacy with a belly-to-back suplex. Now Nightmare is the only one standing. Stacy Keibler gets hit with a shooting star press from Nightmare. The ref starts the count, 1---2--- Stacy Keibler escapes. Nightmare hits Stacy with an inverted atomic drop and then a leg drop. She suplexes Stacy and hits her with a corkscrew leg drop. Nightmare is up again. Nightmare executes a DDT on Stacy. She then taunts the fans, who boo her and chant 'slut.' She then looks up, to the left, to the right then twirls her hands round and points at the top rope turnbuckle*.*
*.*Hollie*.* She's signalling for it, but can she hit it? Can she hit it...? YES! She can! Death from Above by Nightmare! This one has got to be over!
*.*The ref starts the count. 1---2---3! Nightmare wins!*.*
*.*Lillian*.* Here is your winner and new Wrestling Divas Alliance HaRdCoRe Champion.......NIGHTMARE!!!
*.*Nightmare stands up and takes the Hardcore Title from Lillian. Lillian raises her arm and she clutches the back of her head. She then helps Stacy to her feet and shakes her hand*.*
*.*Hollie*.* Now that's Sportswomanship.
*.*She stands up*.*
*.*Hollie*.* Great match, girls!
*.*Nightmare turns and salutes towards Hollie. Stacy then hits her from behind. Nightmare turns on her and laughs evily. She then kicks Stacy in the stomach and nails her with The Wicked Dreams as WDA goes to a commercial*.*
*.*WDA returns from a commercial and 'My Time' plays as Stephanie McMahon walks down the isle and steps into the ring*.*
*.*Lillian*.* The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WDA European Championship! Making her way to the ring, from Hartford Connecticut....Stephanie McMahon!
*.*Bodies by Drowning Pool hit the arena, as Dee Vine comes out to a crowd full of boos. She laughs and walks down the ramp, awaiting her the bell to ring*.*
*.*Lillian*.* And her opponent....from Chicago, Illinois......Dee Vine!
*.*Earl Hebner checks Stephanie McMahon's boots and knee pads. Dee Vine places Stephanie on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex as the bell rings. Stephanie slaps Dee Vine, then rakes her in the eyes. Stephanie gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag, but then gouges Dee's eyes out. Stephanie grabs Dee Vine's head and hits her in the face, she rakes the face of Dee Vine in attempt to make a come back. Stephanie bites Dee Vine's arm out of desparation, then hits her with an earringer. Steph pulls Dee Vine's hair. Dee Vine trys for a inverted atomic drop but is not strong enough to lift Steph from the mat, so she hits a spinning leg lariat instead. Stephanie is up again. She pulls Dee Vine's hair, then bites her arm once more Dee Vine short lariats The Youngest McMahon. Stephanie climbs to her feet. Dee Vine does a handspring and hits Steph with
a bodyblock, what a move! Dee Vine locks Stephanie in the kneebar. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. Stephanie screams, but refuses to tap.
Dee Vine breaks the hold. Dee Vine measures Stephanie up and drops a closed fist. Dee Vine moves back to her feet. Stephanie is back on her feet. Steph hits Dee Vine with an earringer, then rakes her in the eyes, attempting to make a come-back.
Dee Vine connects with a flying knee as
Stephanie McMahon goes down. She sets Dee Vine up and
DDTs her
to the mat. Stephanie piledrives Dee Vine. She puts Dee Vine in a reverse chin lock. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. but Dee escapes.
They lockup. Stephanie sends Dee Vine to the corner of the ring. Dee Vine rakes the face of Stephanie in attempt to make a come back. McMahon
pokes Dee Vine in the eyes. Dee Vine executes a headlock takedown. She
grabs Stephanie and applies an arm wrench. Dee Vine rolls onto McMahon,
connecting with a knee. Dee Vine hits Stephanie McMahon with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Stephanie gets up,Dee Vine trys for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Stephanie. Stephanie piledrives Dee Vine. Both Stephanie and Dee Vine go to the floor as
Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Stephanie McMahon chokes Dee Vine with a microphone cable. Dee Vine moves back to her
feet. (..2) Dee Vine uses a closed fist on Stephanie. Stephanie McMahon grabs Dee Vine's head and hits her
in the face. Stephanie McMahon slaps Dee Vine. 'Slut'
chants start in the crowd. Dee Vine takes Stephanie into the ring. Dee tries
for a tiger driver but is unable to lift Stephanie.Dee Vine grabs Stephanie's head and DDT's her
on the mat. Dee Vine gorrilla presses Stephanie McMahon Helmsley. Dee Vine covers Stephanie. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3*.*
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.*Lillian*.* Here is your winner and new WDA European Champion....Dee Vine!
*.*Hollie*.* What a match! Only one pin-fall, and it was the winner! I must say, I was very impressed with both Dee Vine and Stephanie there. No finisher's either. Kinda an anti-climax there.
*.*
King*.* It was great! But now, we got 4 women in the ring...AT THE SAME TIME!! WHOO! Tag Match!
*.*WDA goes to a commercial*.*
*.*After the commercial, the cameras go to the top of the ramp when 'The Way You like it' Adema hits and Mya comes out at the top of the ramp*.*
*.*Lillian*.* The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the WDA Tag Team Championships! Making her way to the ring......from London, England......Mya!!
*.*Mya enters the ring as the crowd cheer and she waits for her partner. 'Waiting for Tonight' by J-Lo hits, and the lady herself comes out as the crowd cheer her on*.*
*.*Lillian*.*Her partner....From The Bronx, New York....Being accompanied by Orlando Bloom.......Jennifer Lopez!!
*.*The fans cheer as they await the arrival of the Summer's twins. The arena lights dim and a purple light begins to roam the arena. The pyros then shoot off and Starr appears at the top of the ramp, along with Charlotte & Zack Wilde, and her manager, Alex Johnson. The fans boo them as they make their way down the ramp*.*
*.*Lillian*.* And their opponents.....from West Chester, Pennsylvania.......being accompanied by Alex Johnson and Zack Wilde.......Starr and Charlotte Wilde!!!
*.*Both women enter the ring as the bell rings, and Charlotte locks up with Mya*.*
*.*King*.* This is by far my favourite match! The Summer's twins, Jennifer Lopez and Mya all in the ring.....at the same time! Heaven!
*.*Hollie*.* You really need to get out more, King.
*.*Mya whips Charlotte into the ropes, and goes for a clothesline, which Charlotte ducks. She then hits Mya with a backwards DDT and poses for the fans, who chant 'Slut' at her. She throws them a few hand signals, before scoop slamming Mya to the mat once more. She slowly walks over to the corner and allows her sister to tag herself into the match. Starr paces the ring, waiting for Mya to get up. As she does, she begins to lay the punches into Mya's face, before backing her into the corner. She begins to chop away at her chest as the crowd boo her. She then kicks her in the stomach, and Mya drops to the floor. Once again, she tags her sister in, who nails Mya with the Seeing Stars. She then walks over to the other corner, and knocks Jennifer off the ring apron, which pisses her off. As Jennifer tries to get in the ring, Starr and Charlotte double team Mya. They whip her into the ropes, then double clothesline her, before Charlotte leaves the ring*.*
*.*Hollie*.* There's a huge advantage here. Both Starr and Charlotte went to the best wrestling school there is - The Shawn Michaels Wrestling Acadamy - and they're taking Mya apart bit by bit.
*.*Starr decides she wants a piece of J-Lo now, and throws Mya into her corner. Jennifer tags herself in and her and Starr begin to circle the ring. They lock up, and Starr throws Jenn into the ropes. The crowd begin to boo Starr, who looks pissed with them all. She then tells Jenn to 'bring her pretty ass over here' and kicks her in the stomach. She goes for a DDT, then changes her mind. She points to Hollie at the announcers table, and then at Jenn. She then hits Jennifer with a modified version of the F-5! Hollie's signature move*.*
*.*King*.* The Blurred Vision! Especially for you, Hol!
*.*Hollie*.* Starr's a good friend of mine. That's her way of welcoming me to the WDA!
*.*Mya climbs up onto the corner turnbuckle, and nails Starr with a flying clothesline! Charlotte enters the ring too, and checks on her sister before making a bee-line for Mya. She knocks her off her feet with a thunderous clothesline, then begins to slowly pick her apart! She lays the boot in on Mya as the referee tries to get her to leave. Starr and Jennifer begin to exchange words and Jennifer slaps Starr! She slaps her back and they begin to pummel each other! Charlotte and Mya shout abuse at each other from opposite ends of the ring*.*
*.*Hollie*.* This is totally out of control!
*.*King*.* It's fantastic!
*.*Starr whips J-Lo into the ropes and knocks her off her feet with a spinning heel kick. She then scoops her up, and drops an elbow on her. She then points to the top rope*.*
*.*King*.* Are we gonna see it?! Are we gonna see it?!
*.*Hollie*.* Shooting Starr! This one's gotta be over!
*.*1---2---3! The bell rings*.*
*.*Lillian*.* Here are your winners and new WDA Tag Team Champions.....STARR AND CHARLOTTE WILDE!
*.*Starr and Charlotte hug as WDA goes to a commercial*.*
*.*After the commercial, cameras go down to the announcers table where The King, and Hollie are talking about the main event*.*
*.*Hollie*.*Well King, here we are, after one hell of an event!
*.*King*.* There's been Puppies! Lots of Puppies! I think I've died and Gone to heaven!
*.*Hollie*.* Well revive yourself King! The main event is starting!
*.*Lillian*.*Ladies and Gentlemen, the main even is scheduled for one fall! Firstly, making her way down to the ring, she is The Commish of the WDA. From New York City, weighing in at 130 pounds. Please welcome, Kate Helmsley!
*.*'Break Stuff' hits the arena, and Kate walks out from backstage. She walks down the ramp, before stepping in the ring, and waiting for her opponents*.*
*.*King*.* Kate looks like she is ready for anything!
*.*Lillian*.* Secondly, from St Asaph, Wales, being accompanied by The Undertaker. Weighing in at 130 pounds...Rio Storm!
*.*Hollie*.* Here comes the second diva King. And she's not alone! She's got Mark with her!
*.*A Motorbike comes driving out of backstage, with The Undertaker and Rio on. It goes around the ring, before stopping. Rio gets off, and Undertaker walks round the side of the ring, as Rio stares down Kate inside the ring*.*
*.*Lillian*.* And Lastly, from North Carolina. Being Accompanied by WDA'S owner, Starr, and her manager, Triple H. Weighing in at 145 pounds...Sydney!
*.*Hollie*.* Sydney is certainly the heavyweight of this match.
*.*King*.* Not fat wise though Hollie. I mean, she did train very hard, it's all her muscle weights!
*.*Sydney walks into the ring, as Triple H and Starr walk to the opposite side of the Undertaker. The bell rings, and all Rio spears down Sydney. Kate comes over and pulls Rio off. She goes for the cover, but Rio kicks out*.*
*.*King*.* Kate, not wasting no time. Going straight for a cover!
*.*Sydney gets up and pulls off Kate, and asks Kate what she thinks she doing. Kate replies, winning this title, and Sydney slaps her. She then his a DDT, and goes for the cover, but the ref gets a 2. Rio comes over, lifts up Sydney. She sets her up for a suplex, but gets one herself, as Sydney reverses it. She goes up top, but Kate runs against the ropes, making Sydney fall down! Sydney lays by the turnbuckle not moving, as Kate, and Rio start slugging it out. Rio knocks Kate, and sets her up for the modified pedigree, until Sydney runs in, and knocks her down*.*
*.*Hollie*.* How SLY! Sydney was just pretending to not move, so she could come in and interfere, when someone's down! *Fans Boo*
*.*Sydney then hits The S-Bomb on Kate, but turns around and hits one on Rio to! She goes for the cover on Rio, and the ref counts to three*.*
*.*Lillian*.* Here is your winner, and new, Undisputed Champion! Sydney!
*.*Suddenly, Undertaker runs in, and sets Sydney up for a chokeslam, until HHH hits a pedigree on him! He rolls Undertaker out, as Sydney rolls out Rio. Sydney lifts up Kate, and they hug*.*
*.*Hollie*.* Well, that's it from the first ever WDA Raw is War! The King'll be back on Smackdown with his new commentary partner. I'm Hollie Wood, and this is The King, thanx for watching!
*.*Starr raises Sydney's hand, as Sydney kisses HHH, and Raw goes off air*.*
*.*Thanx to Ashley, Stacey and Kate for the results!*.*
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