10 Reasons To Die

  • 1: To prove the Christians wrong.

  • 2: To ask Michael Hutchins if it was worth it.

  • 3: It's easier than getting up in the morning

  • 4: To ask Jesus if he meant for that whole Christianity thing to happen

  • 5: My name is George W. Bush.

  • 6: Noone really likes me anyway

  • 7: I think it'd make my cat happy

  • 8: I'm in advertising or marketing

  • 9: To haunt women's shower rooms

  • 10: To recycle

    But which of these is the right reason to die? I need your opinions so please vote in the poll below!

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    10 reasons To Despair
    Pop - know your enemy
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