Wow, i've actually decided to update - y'all proud of me?

So "what's it all about?" I hear you ask (yes I did!). Well, this is a collection of my own articles relating to the pointlessness and silliness of everything. We just need people to learn how to chill and worldpeace will be within our grasp... Guides and journals are provided on the really important things in life (such as how to be like Bruce Willis and ways to die) which shall hopefully be of no use to anyone.

Anyhoo, hope this amuses anyone unfortunate enough to have stumbled across it.

Bruce Says...

My second page! Once again lifted and modified from my old site...

10 reasons to die
New and improved - new poll.

Reasons to live

10 reasons to depair

10 Ways to die

(not so) NEW!
Is your subconcious trying to kill you?

The nu-evil.

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Links

www.tinylittledot.co.uk
The Spark
www.dilbert.com
www.ratatak.com
Got a microwave?

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Recently Updated

10 reasons To Despair (28/12/01)

10 Reasons To Die (30/12/01)

Is your subconcious trying to kill you?(30/12/01)

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Coming Soon

10 ways to die,   Why we can't all just get along,   The George Lucas' guide to selling out!   And how to tell if and why your subconcious is secretly trying to kill you...

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