Sunny Delight brings New Health Scares

The makers of the neon refreshment drink Sunny Delight have come under pressure recently as scientists have found a chemical within the drink which can cause extreme discomfort to the bladder. Sunny Delight has been tolerated by children and adults alike since it's launch 6 years ago, once the subject of claims that it could dye your skin orange. This was later proved in court to be the vicious work of a man made famous in Tango commercials and resulted in a win for Sunny Delight. This time, the forecast is looking somewhat cloudy.

A spokesperson for Sunny Delight claims that "the drink contains nothing that the label doesn't specify completely" and also says that "this chemical can be found in all soft drinks round the country.". We have looked into it and it seems that this harmful chemical is in a tremendous amount of childrens lunch boxes.

The mysterious chemical, known as "H2O" is the number one cause of bladder fillage and also results in a leak to appear from the reproductive organs, causing a lot of embarassment and discomfort to whomever is affected.

The Daily Squeegy wants to appeal to parents and ask them to look after their childrens safety and only give them suitable drinks, such as Gin and goats milk, and help make a brighter leak free future for us all.