New Miracle Stress Cure Dr. Gustag Kokhen, a lecturer at M.I.T. in California, has invented what he claims to be a breakthrough in stress management. After years of experimental use, he has perfected his new discovery and is hoping to bring it to the masses. We spoke to Dr. Kokhen about his tool. "The two spheres are placed in the hand and are rotated in a clockwise motion, similar to Chinese stress balls," he told us. "They start to emit a faint humming sound, produced by the muscles in the palm, and this is the key to the stress relief that I believe will calm down even the most tightly wound individual. Properly manipulated, they can produce a slight feeling of euphoria that only lasts for a matter of seconds but brings a sense of inner peace that lasts for hours." Here at The Daily Squeegy, we tried them out with numerous members of staff and it worked at an unbelievable rate. We thoroughly endorse them and can agree that it is a fantastic discovery. They will be soon be in shops nationwide, so you will be able to put his 'Kokhen Balls' in your hands whenever needed.