Britain is getting sneakier New statistics have proved that the British public has taken note from such spy movies as James Bond and Spy Kids 2 and become a nation of espionage experts. We did a survey which asked the question "Have you ever been caught sniffing an old mans pair of Y-fronts?" and astonishingly the results were 85% no.We asked ex-SAS man Andy McNab on how they are using such stealth. "They are obviously waiting until the old man is asleep, this would be the most likely case. Although a group sniffing attack may work as old men have poor eye sight and would find it difficult to differentiate between the sniffers." Even with their apparent skills, 67% of the public still wipe themselves and also stir tea with their right hand.