Saddaminator Backfires? George W. Bush has made an horrific mistake in the hiring of his crazy inbred cousin Earl as Chief Weapons Designer for the US army. The bucktoothed hick was designing what Bush wanted to be 'The Saddaminator', a weapon which could pinpoint and destroy any moustachioed person with the moniker of the Iraqi leader. Bush thought this was, as he put it, "his best god-darned plan to date." "Let's hear him say 'I'll be back' from this one, like our favourite son Arnold Schwartzenegger." said the power crazy midget in a press conference last week during the 'Celebrate Austria's Famous Children" parade in Los Angeles. The weapon was finished without any real checks on the computer software used and prior to George's meeting with the PM Tony Blair was reportedly launched in error by some secret government agency known only as 'KY5'. As we are aware, the launch was unsuccesful in it's mission to annihalate the most feared facially haired man since Captain Hook but due to what can only be Earl Bush's atrocious spelling, we can now report that the weapon of ultimate moustache destruction when finished was horrifically called 'The Sardineinator'. We here at the Daily Squeegy think that this war is senseless. We hold out our hearts in our hands and beg of the US president: Think of the poor fish that died needlessly and kill Hillbillies instead. They won't be missed.