News Sunny Delight in New Health Scare Sunny Delight may be cause of many recent bladder problems. Subliminal Messages for Satan New album under criticism by the public for disturbing hidden content. Capital Of Culture bid Unwanted By Liverpool We produced another useless survey on the forthcoming European Capital of Culture bid. Dick van Dyke Perfume Banned New fragrance from Chanel has been banned due to a public outcry. Laney Diva Dies In Fish Attack Beloved reporter for The Daily Squeegy died in unusual fish related accident. The Entertaining Read We talk to author Matthew Reilly about the unexpected success of his recent novel, Area 7. David Gray in Speed 3? Singer David Gray, speaks out about a recent terrorist attack on his very own person. Attacks Baffle Police Police are concerned about a mysterious attacker who is targetting young teens from asmall backwards town. Pig Awareness Day Just round the corner is 'Pig Awareness Day' and we hope to celebrate it in style, but with caution. Saddaminator Backfires? Exclusive report on the US president, George W. Bush's worst blunder to date. Soapstar's secret is out Eastenders Star Steve McFadden reaveled his biggest secret today. We bring you all the information and interviews. The 'Smoker' We bring you up to date news on a criminal that has been causing chaos in the world of the celebrity. Britain's getting sneakier The Daily Squeegy has done some research and we bring you the exclusive report on what we found out about Britain's spy tendancies. Roswell 2? We bring proof of alien existence... and a heart warming appeal. New Miracle Stress Cure We spoke to Dr. Gustag Kokhen about his revolutionary new stress cure. Appearance of 'Christ'? Liverpool man finds image of Jesus? We sent our reporters to find out the real story.