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A local man from Aigburth, Liverpool has found a mysterious picture on his home computer. Jeff Quayle, an electrical appliance salesman, claims that the picture appeared on his hard drive after a divine visit from Jesus's beardy weirdy dad Himself. "I was sitting there eating a bag of chips and looking through my Quayle Electrics catalogue, when suddenly, there was a huge bright light and God appeared at my computer. He spoke to me but in a strange language that sounded something like 'greebouyfrooomquuueeaayylleessshhopppppllwwweeaaaseee' but I couldn't make it out." Quayle then told us that the almighty one took a pew at the computer and messed about on Microsoft Windows, muttering to himself something like, "Why did I kick him out? That guy's a goldmine." We have an exclusive shot of the picture here and we leave it up to you to decide whether it is in fact the holy one himself or not.
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