Agony Hour with Jimmy Jambone Welcome to the Daily Squeegy's Agony Hour with Jimmy Jambone. Here, you can voice your problems to the irrepressable Mr. Jambone and he will guarantee that he can solve even your biggest lifestyle conundrums in his own little way. To pose your philisophical and potentially poignant personal pickles, please write to thedailysqueegy@aol.com And now we let the agony commence.... Mr. Craig Humphreys, 366 Stonelea, Runcorn says : I fell asleep the other day and I awoke to find out that my cat had shaved a mullet into my hair. What should I do? Jimmy says : Now the mullet is in place, you will have to embark on a quest to conquer either daytime or childrens television. This will lead you to become the most annoying new face of TV and provoke a national outcry of abuse towards your person. After releasing your own book and video, 'Let's Play Keyboard vol. 4', your troubled psyche will then allow you to seek another route of hairstyle. I advise either the bowl cut or maybe to shave the top and make a 'combover' effect. As for the cat, get your own back and paint it's fur black with a white stripe along the middle. It will either become a skunk magnet or be approached by an amorous badger. This will teach the cat an important lesson in the importance of hair.   Mr. X says : I'm that sad that my entire life revolves around computers and their games, what should I do? Jimmy says : Have you ever played a game called 'The Game of Life' or maybe 'Get the Girl'? I'm sure you haven't. You never will play these games either as they cannot be installed on your P4 2ghz super fast computer. Your hard drive can not cope with the technicalities of such games as 'Hang out with Real People'. My advice is for you to invest in some thick spectacles and a set of pens for your shirt pocket. After these, apply for a credit card and enter it's details into www.horny-young-girls.com, take good hold of your joystick and realise that these girls are your best friends for life. They have never failed me, anyway.