BaseballGurl01: what's your favorite baseball team?
lou has stds: hmm, i'd have to say rip your jaw off.
BaseballGurl01: what?
BaseballGurl01: i don't think thats a baseball team
lou has stds: It will be.
BaseballGurl01: who lit the fuse on you tampon?
lou has stds: I'll fuse your face with my fist.
BaseballGurl01: aren't we a bit grumpy today?
lou has stds: We're a bit grumpy everyday.
BaseballGurl01: and why is that?
lou has stds: Eh, I'm depressed.
BaseballGurl01: tell me ur problems
lou has stds: I'll tell you in the form of violence.
BaseballGurl01: whatever tickles ur fancie 
